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‘As we say in show business...that a wrap!’

👆This isn’t me trying to be witty, this is Jack’s actual words!.
 
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Christ, a special type of purgatory, right?
This has been going on for nearly AN HOUR.
Why does she interrupt so much?
The interruption thing is an ADHD/self regulation problem to be fair. I'm getting better at it but I stop myself and apologise and allow the other person to speak. I also was having specialist trauma therapy (on a break as I can't work at the moment so can't afford it) which has improved a lot of my bleeping irritating/accidentally obstructive stress related habits/tics etc 100% within a relatively short time.
Also I would be utterly horrifying at a job like this so guess fuckin what I would never attempt to pursue such a thing 🙃
 
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Jesus! This is the first time I've watched her presenting because, you know I dislike her and think she's a witch, but she is not a good presenter at all. A good presenter knows how to listen to people, while looking interested in what they are saying, while also having someone talk in their ear giving them instructions. Jack would be hard pressed to present a prize at a school fair she is that tit.
All the nasty body language thrown in as well, with the head wobbling and arm folding... it's a hard no from me lads.
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Damnit it keeps freezing cos my son's on the Xbox. Curses!
Bloody kids , always getting in the way of the important stuff!
 
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An insta live which a hundred people are watching is not showbiz!
 
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I've got sixteen pages to Grunka.

I had to remove my earphones when she RELENTLESSLY stirred whatever the duck was in that bowl because it went on for HOURS and I have misophonia 😫 😫
 
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Not sure if mentioned already (I'm low level Grunking from page 15 so just popping into current time) but The Batch Lady has done kids lunches for £15 for This Morning. Nothing groundbreaking but perfectly nice, easy food.

 
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So Hellman’s have paid her over a grand to show us how to spread mayo and spices onto a corn on the cob? Right?

Anticipating a spike in next quarter’s sales, and record breaking share value as this mayo will be flying off the bleeping shelves with such compelling and innovative use cases!
 
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Shes feeling emosh...with relief I imagine because she knows she doesn't have to cringe her way through another one of those tit shows again
 
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2013 there were pet ferrets and a live-in partner

Still trying to catch up but this reminded me of my most traumatic pet experience. I've had a lot over the years - bunnies, Guinea pigs, a vicious gerbil I adored. Cats, dogs etc.

I took a fancy to ferrets and got a beautiful pair. Absolutely gorgeous, lovely pets. Apart from the day I went to let them out and they'd actually torn each other apart. It was so horrifying I had to burn the hutch to the ground. A gamekeeper I know told me it was because they'd felt under threat from something in the garden, possibly a fox, and taken it out on each other. Never ever again.

Anyway, back to the Grunka.
 
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