Can any eagle eyes make out what's happening in the picture behind her head? I'm getting Paula Yates vibes.
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Her performative book pile makes me want to puke. She hasn’t cracked the spine on a single one of them.
But what about if they’ve got piles upon piles of (absolute bangers of) books which demonstrably by their untouched spines and uncreased covers have never ever been opened. What then, Jack? duck ‘em and then chuck ‘em I guess? Oh, wait…
ETA @Limey Jinx!
It's a photo of Jack holding a dead gull.
Don't make her stop off at the South Bank store on the way to Redcar, they'll eat her alive.
Her poetry tweets are...insufferable
I’ve got a book for you, Jack. Now for the love of all that is holy please bring back Tits N’ Plaits Jack and throw that poetry anthology deep into the skip.
Every. Single. Time!Maybe Ballet Jack will delight us by joining forces with Poetry Jack and portraying some of her misquoted poems via the medium of interpretive dance. Sleeve tattoos and all.
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(I just wanted an excuse to post this picture again, because, well, you know why. The absolute tool.)
Kills me.
HAHAHA!
This is what I am holding out for in life.
I see we are stuck on Sixth Form Jack
Oh please write some more poetry Jack. Oh please oh please. Let me PayPal you some money for some Moleskin notebooks that cost a week’s shopping money so you can be inspired.
Ah yes, that delicious world of ephemeral poetry. It's a well known fact that poems have a shelf-life of about twenty minutes and they are famously never purposefully written down for posterity to be enjoyed and studied. For duck's saaaaaaaaaaaaaake.
What about all those pottery shards you filled the crappy bungalow with during your brief sea pottery phase?
I believe that falls under the THEN/NOW clause.
When Daddy won't buy you a lilac Mercedes and you get driven to school in his expensive transit van instead of the blue range rover x
I love this, especially when read by Christopher ecclestone
The " twist" in An Inspector Calls will be too confusing for our Jack. Am slightly dreading the furious indignation of my eldest when he starts GCSEs. He sat on my knee and sobbed at Animal Farm, though he is a good 4 inches taller
There are more replies to squigs, but these are ones that irritated me the most, and made me feel bad for Scottish fraus when she mentioned Burns.
"I talk to Burns's ghost regularly and he thanks me for all I do"
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