Snobby bleep with her GCSE level of poetry x
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Snobby bleep with her GCSE level of poetry x
What. The. Actual...
My poetry contribution, to the "tune" of Jack be nimble.
Jack loves Pumble, we'll be sick
Unruly labia now loves dick
Thank you, thank you hold the applause
Jack loves Pumble, we'll be sick
Unruly labia now loves dick
Thank you, thank you hold the applause
What if you just want to extract their seed and leave? Asking for a friend
There was a young woman called Jack
Cooking skills she really did lack
Her food was inedible
Matt said it was terrible
DKL never invited her back
Cooking skills she really did lack
Her food was inedible
Matt said it was terrible
DKL never invited her back
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But what if they'd sold all their books to buy bread and jam? Although, in that case I suppose the lightbulbs would also be missing, making it hard to conduct a thorough book audit before getting down to it.
Off topic Iron Maiden chat. I went to see them live in Denver a couple of years ago for The Book of Souls tour
and they were AMAZING live. Spent the hours leading up to it in a metal brewery (Black Sky-fab pizza too) with hundreds of Maiden fans and a big Eddie cake. What a day!I’d say let’s hope we never get Metal Jack but given that she doesn’t seem far behind on the grunk and Iron Maiden have already been mentioned three times before this, I think that rat is probably already up that particular drainpipe, so to speak.
Upon chopping onions I think of 'don't be alarmed, don't be afraid, that onion is a criminal and it must pay' and then do violent karate chopping motions with both my hands. It's a very emotive piece, it brings me to tears every time.
I’m watching with the sound off due to sleeping MrGroovy.
You know in the new series of Stranger Things, the baddie sort of bends and breaks victims bones? That’s what her hands remind me of.
Some people play the piano, but here, somehow, the piano played Jack.
My Favourite!!! You spoil me Valio DMaybe Ballet Jack will delight us by joining forces with Poetry Jack and portraying some of her misquoted poems via the medium of interpretive dance. Sleeve tattoos and all.
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(I just wanted an excuse to post this picture again, because, well, you know why. The absolute tool.
'This is outrageous, this is contagious!'
For someone with such smol hands, there was an inordinate amount of force used. I suspect some kind of poltergeist involvement.
I can't find the screenshot/photo of the lyrics to the onion chopping song, but here they are (we never got the knife skills song either):
Imagine Jack in a battle jacket covered in patches of bands she's never heard. Banging her head and windmilling that thick, wild hair around?Off topic Iron Maiden chat. I went to see them live in Denver a couple of years ago for The Book of Souls tour
I’d say let’s hope we never get Metal Jack but given that she doesn’t seem far behind on the grunk and Iron Maiden have already been mentioned three times before this, I think that rat is probably already up that particular drainpipe, so to speak.
I don’t have books because I RENT and can’t be arsed with moving the clutter every couple of years. Also, there’s this crazy concept called a library where I can take out books and return them. Woah. It’s amazing the things you learn when you have a proper degree and not a pretend one that a university gave to you as a PR stunt.
Jack will be the biggest Maiden fan of all time and be able to play both guitar parts of The Trooper intro at the same time, on the piano, one handed.Off topic Iron Maiden chat. I went to see them live in Denver a couple of years ago for The Book of Souls tour
I’d say let’s hope we never get Metal Jack but given that she doesn’t seem far behind on the grunk and Iron Maiden have already been mentioned three times before this, I think that rat is probably already up that particular drainpipe, so to speak.
Here is a video of Bruce Dickinson singing Delilah to cancel out Jack's 'cover' of Landslide:
The squigs when Jack gets smug about attempting a skill
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