"Children are literally taught the number at school"
Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
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Isn’t Thursday already #thunderclap day? However will she fit this all in? No wonder she works 100 hour weeks.At least she's now declared Thursdays to be 'cookie day' which going from experience, usually means she'll never do it again
She posts with the number visible on purpose so she can pretend to be so in demand, when actually she's saved in phones across the land as DO NOT ANSWER
It has to be available at all times for the benefit tribunals and political prisoners who need her help.
If you are reading this Jack...
On Content's chest (right below the glaringly obvious phone number) I can see the start of a few tangles/mats that need brushing out before they become a problem. You are most welcome.
On Content's chest (right below the glaringly obvious phone number) I can see the start of a few tangles/mats that need brushing out before they become a problem. You are most welcome.
I wonder what exes have her saved in their phone as
She's in mine as THAT SMELLY WOMAN.
Is that Content's tail or is she sitting on the cat?
Lol
Satan, mostly.I wonder what exes have her saved in their phone as
um, if it was publicly available, surely it'd show up somewhere on t'internet
Ms. Stringy. Being an experienced landscaper would beg to differ. "Warped London
yellow and red stock bricks"
"Hi Harold, I can't see your profile pic on Whatsapp anymore and I'm just getting one grey tick when I message you. I suppose you must have lost your phone and all the numbers you had saved? Well, I'll just leave my number here in the open. Just in case you ever want to chat. You know. If you want. No pressure. Go well x"
She wants one of us to call her. Not happening, pal
Not happening pal, she's got 34000 unread messages to get through before she reaches yours
x
I am convinced its his dog and lives with him, not her. And the sad fishing phone number has me hooting. Sung in best Lionel Richie voice:
"Hello, is it
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I hope Borb, Pete and Jenny are having a bit of an old sesh this evening and decide to do some prank calls.
This is my fave cookie. I think it was the first and as such developed quickly due to absorbing the most under nail oomska. I call it Miss Malignant.
I agree. For one thing, I think it’s older than she says it is. If it’s the age she claimed, 14 weeks or so, it wouldn’t be running around in the garden cos vaccines. I think it’s more like 5/6 months old and belongs to SB.
it’s very cute tho. Beautiful smile.
She also has a very nice sofa, I’ve noticed with Jack that she does have an eye for decor, lovely throws and cushions and things. Stuff you buy when you have, you know,
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