Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
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Written down in a notebook…… but she left it downstairs and is too busy to get it at the moment!
Or perhaps
The recipe will be in the new book. Stay tuned for details.
Or maybe…
It will never ever ever ever ever be published thereby denying the world of the thumb print cookies from heaven.
Jack claims to work 100 hours a week, which, by my forensic wooden calculator, equates to 14.28 hours a day.
So far on cookie Thursday she has committed a heinous crime against baked goods.
Asda don't sell 'overproof whiskey', Jack.
I’ve just realised the thumbprint cookies will have been shaped by those filthy fingernails!
Excuse me, I was trying to eat a scone.ETA that top row look like they’re filled with some sort of repulsive coughed up bronchial snot mixture. What the vaguely greenish tinge is THAT about?!
Promise I won't build the house. For one thing, I RENT and don't have enough money. *rattles tip jar*I’m sorry, please don’t build a house outside my front door
This is an abandoned village in Turkey. It's how I imagine Jack's Spite Buildings would look if she was given free rein.
I have covered the phone number.
She is so desperate for someone to contact her. Pathetic.
Someone at her AA group will have mentioned overproof spirits and Jack has to be the most alcoholic person who ever raised a glass because she is a grasping child who even grudges other people their misery.
Way back... I've been meaning to ask this for a while... didn't she say she could identify (by blind tasting) 35 different single malts?
It would have been, possibly about the same time that she said she was about to embark on a 'rollercoaster ride' of a 'cocktail' of drugs.
I'm not sure how to find the receipts.
Sure they're there though.
SB must be round for his supervised visit
She did. I tried to find the screenshots today but I got bored.
PLEASE, PLEASE PHONE ME. I WANT WEIRDO DRAMA LIKE REAL CELEBRITY.
Very cute puppy though
Jack, if you just spend 10 seconds covering the phone number, it will stop people saying this every. Single. bleeping. Time...
Has she started flaunting her mobile number online since the malicious fuzz visit? Is this her trying desperately to get evidence of abuse as she has none?
We all know this is going to end up with some creepy but ultimately harmless middle aged virgin calling Jack, not imagining for a second that her loneliness is greater than his and ending up having to take out a restraining order against her.
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