As a budget cook making what look like child friendly cookies you’d think she may have mentioned that baking them (and provided the recipes and coatings) is a good low cost thing to do with the kids during the summer holidays…..but then it wouldn’t be about her would it
Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
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That's absolutely bizarre. Have there been any other sightings of Concerned Czech Jack?
I would prefer to call it Biscuit Day as we don't all hoover up the crumbs from the table of Georgia Church Suppers.
However, she has done Cookie Day 2 weeks in a row so as well as being a completed it completed it MATE
she will henceforth be the font of all biscuity data. 
However, she has done Cookie Day 2 weeks in a row so as well as being a completed it completed it MATE
she will henceforth be the font of all biscuity data. 
I know an ancient dental riddle;
Thirty white horses on a red hill
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Thirty white horses on a red hill
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
I’m sorry, please don’t build a house outside my front doorI wish I hadn't seen this. It makes me scared of my own teeth, never mind Jack's.
I am a greedy bugger with high tolerance levels but you couldn’t pay me enough money to eat those.
Message for Concerned Czech Jack.
Ne, nejsem v pořádku. Viděl jsem nějaké příšerné sušenky a teď je mi hrozně špatně.
Ne, nejsem v pořádku. Viděl jsem nějaké příšerné sušenky a teď je mi hrozně špatně.
No, I am not OK. I saw some horrible cookies and now I feel very sick.
She really needs some new material. It's always stepping on glass, falling down the spiral stairs or a crumbling tooth. I want to see an electrocution or a head injury sustained from an errant tennis ball that causes her to become entangled in her hammock and blinded by her own tits.
Also she made 34 cookies. You're too early for thread 344 unless you're planning a supreme chaos for later on.
Also she made 34 cookies. You're too early for thread 344 unless you're planning a supreme chaos for later on.
I see the confirmation statement and 2019 accounts have been filed and posted to Companies House. Have I missed a dissection by some accountant Fraus?
2020 and 2021 are still missing
2020 and 2021 are still missing
I’m sure she is making notes and will be at A&E with her best urban decay by next week.
Dangerous squig, very dangerous! Someone even asked how it went at the dentist's.
The company will be dissolved as at 26/7 so chances are, she's completed it mate!I see the confirmation statement and 2019 accounts have been filed and posted to Companies House. Have I missed a dissection by some accountant Fraus?
2020 and 2021 are still missing
We are guessing ? that she's probably paid her fines and cleared her debts, but who knows what she's done.Hi Jac
Hi Jack!
(Could she make it any more obvious she's been grunking?)It is @Django that is why the next thread will be consecrated. I'm going to put on ceremonial robes and perform an ancient Greek Pythagorean triangulation ritual to open the gates to the 344th dimension.
I’ve changed my avi. I like to call it “Study of the Repulsive Looking Sad Cookie on the Right”. I’m not sure about it tho, I might have to bring Jackie C back STAT.
*C stands for Collins, not bleep. My usual avi being a Fabulous Jackie not a Fatuous Jackie
ETA that top row look like they’re filled with some sort of repulsive coughed up bronchial snot mixture. What the vaguely greenish tinge is THAT about?!
ETA that top row look like they’re filled with some sort of repulsive coughed up bronchial snot mixture. What the vaguely greenish tinge is THAT about?!
Yes. Someone objected to the striking off in January (probably a creditor such as HMRC) and in order for it to be dissolved she would have had to take care of the debt. Maybe that was the reason for the HMRC phone call a while ago.The company will be dissolved as at 26/7 so chances are, she's completed it mate!
Hi Jac
Hi Jack!
Oh, you dozy mare.
You don't have RA, then. You've never had RA.
Peri means there's swelling around the joint, not inside it. And in this case, calcium crystals irritating the soft tissues.
That's not rheumatoid arthritis. That's why you aren't on the Big Boy medications. Because there is duck all wrong with your immune system. It's also often a one and done - you stop growing the crystals, stop doing the activity that caused the injury - like benchpressing the hereditary monarch 300 times a day - it gets better.
You've just got overuse injuries. You'll be fine. No problems with your immune system, no scary medications, no need to be shielding during Covid (immunocompromised my arse). Nothing to worry about.
Jackie Magazine style photo story. Who will try a bite?
Jack has made some of her special lemon cookies. She heads down to the local football club to see if anyone wants a snack
Giving up, she tries the fire station
tit, it's Old Chief, better leave. Looks like he wants a word.
Oh hello officer! Just a smol pixie here. May I shake your hand?
Uh oh, he wants a word too. Better do as he says... for now
How dare you accuse me of poisoning. I've cooked for Mary Portas for duck's sake!
Giving up, she tries the fire station
tit, it's Old Chief, better leave. Looks like he wants a word.
Oh hello officer! Just a smol pixie here. May I shake your hand?
Uh oh, he wants a word too. Better do as he says... for now
How dare you accuse me of poisoning. I've cooked for Mary Portas for duck's sake!
The Diva "Titmas" PDF said she got her booze from the corner shop.
It's barely even sport these days spotting the inconsistencies. Come on Jack, try harder
This is what they should look like -Oh my god. It has taken me a train ride the length of the country to fully grunk. But what are thumbprint cookies??? Are they a thing?? Why do they look so bloody awful?? How does she have a cookery related book deal? Why am I using so many exclamation marks? I can’t cope Borbora
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