no worries - I’m so tired after an emotional end of term week I thought I’d missed something - I mean she often goes off on a tangent
Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
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no worries - I’m so tired after an emotional end of term week I thought I’d missed something - I mean she often goes off on a tangent
Oh my god. It has taken me a train ride the length of the country to fully grunk. But what are thumbprint cookies??? Are they a thing?? Why do they look so bloody awful?? How does she have a cookery related book deal? Why am I using so many exclamation marks? I can’t cope Borbora 
I suppose she has to keep her followers engaged somehow. I mean, the landmark libel action wasn't cutting it anymore. We all know the Venerable Bovril Index will never see the light of day... Perhaps this is the new equilibrium Jack? Boring and tit!
Maybe we’re seeing the dawn of the most unlikely Jack… CookingJack. She’ll actually cook and post recipes, rather than gross thot shots, sixth form politics etc… nah it’s just too unlikely. I take it back.
Judging by those indentations she must have massive pixie thumbs.
Catching up but wanted to time hop to say, no matter how many time she tells us she's at Ultimate Recovery, the frequency and tone with which she discusses alcohol still seems very off, to me.
I wish I hadn't seen this. It makes me scared of my own teeth, never mind Jack's.
Naahh, 'things' may have been bunged into them, effort was not included
At least she's now declared Thursdays to be 'cookie day' which going from experience, usually means she'll never do it again 
U ruddy guise, grunking so no idea where this will land and don’t want to 
myself but I am currently working on a project with a food production company - writing marketing stuff for their products.
One of them is an instant stuffing mix and they have suggested I add in that it can be used to ‘add flavour and texture to homemade tomato soup’. All I can think about is our very own MancBee nearly expiring when he tried it after making Wor Jackie’s concoction…I must save others from the same fate…I also you know, need to be paid…but STUFFING MIX SHOULD NOT GO IN SOUP and I will die on this salty hill.
myself but I am currently working on a project with a food production company - writing marketing stuff for their products. One of them is an instant stuffing mix and they have suggested I add in that it can be used to ‘add flavour and texture to homemade tomato soup’. All I can think about is our very own MancBee nearly expiring when he tried it after making Wor Jackie’s concoction…I must save others from the same fate…I also you know, need to be paid…but STUFFING MIX SHOULD NOT GO IN SOUP and I will die on this salty hill.
Knowing the state of her hand hygiene, a Jack thumbprint cake would be a little pixie petri dish.Judging by those indentations she must have massive pixie thumbs.
Oh wait, they're cookies and not cakes? I couldn't tell.
There must be a way around this. Just say it can be used to ''add flavour and texture'' but don't mention the soup.U ruddy guise, grunking so no idea where this will land and don’t want to
One of them is an instant stuffing mix and they have suggested I add in that it can be used to ‘add flavour and texture to homemade tomato soup’. All I can think about is our very own MancBee nearly expiring when he tried it after making Wor Jackie’s concoction…I must save others from the same fate…I also you know, need to be paid…but STUFFING MIX SHOULD NOT GO IN SOUP and I will die on this salty hill.
Oooooh! Those do look lovely!
Not for me, thanks, not at the moment... but you must give me the recipe (secure in the knowledge that she never will).
Oh no, Jack works hard is what a squig would say about Jack cranking out any old tit
I agree for the most part but who knows what "good" he did as an active soldier.
I'm behind as usual, but it is a truly bizarre level of attention-seeking that would have you show off about having non-existent oral hygiene.
Omg with her nails!!!!
oh! I thought they were granite sets, or block paving
What?! I didn't know about this, but need an explanation. Is this Jack's covfefe moment?
I'd pay money to see what would happen if she put this on her Tinder bio.
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