I wonder if there will be a paragraph in the dedication about how Mr T Roll chased Harold away by making disparaging remarks about his dick.
Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
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More seriously, I wonder if the Mr T Roll malicious welfare check and ensuing meltdown was the beginning of the end. That said I'm not ruling out Harold as a suspect.
Wait a bootstrapping minute! She describes herself here as working class, but in the poem linked on the previous page, she calls herself middle class.
No wonder we're confused (not), she doesn't even know herself what her background is! Tut tut, Jack, tut tut (or should that be toot toot?).
If only you could gather everyone involved in a room Jenny numbers, you'd Poirot this in minutes
Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker.
I bet Mr T Roll would write notes and send them through the open windows as paper aeroplanes, all whilst cackling incessantly and twirling his moustache.
That wicked man has a lot to answer for.
It was a direct line from that to Norks Out thirst pics in a hammock, post dumping.
Then spoil my big reveal by fan girling all over Mr T Roll.
Will you all please just STOP, my stomach hasn't had this good a workout in a bloody long time!
Hilarious ninnies!I wouldn’t be at all surprised if she wasn’t getting her own way and in a bid to make him drop everything and run around she was over dramatic and insinuating that she could harm herself and he called the police and started his exit plan.
Very good indeed. Haven’t been to the Chip for years. The restaurant scene in Glasgow has evolved so much in recent years that the Chip lost its appeal. So many other good places to choose.
oh g-d, all these teeth, I can't bear it! 
and let's not forget poor harold's brother and the shock of being nuzzled, only to be faced with this look
and let's not forget poor harold's brother and the shock of being nuzzled, only to be faced with this look
Don’t be confused, fraus. It’s still me, I’ve just updated my profile pic.
Ha! It's a DKL midweek throwback sesh! Toot Toot!
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I’ve thought long and hard about it and this was definitely my 2020 highlight. Before we went live on DKL every day in the first week I would be in my kitchen from 6am doing sound checks and rehearsals and tech checks and script run throughs and also parenting and feeding the family and setting up home schooling and moving the lighting depending on the weather and cleaning smudges off cabinets and a zillion other things - it was absolutely MAD here every single morning trying to segue from a home kitchen to a studio space and back again....so I didn’t notice one morning that as I raced back in to the kitchen after my final-nervous-wee-two-minutes-before-the-theme-tune (shouting to the fam to disconnect everything from the WiFi and not come in for the next hour) that my big gorgeous cat had run in the door behind me... until I saw him looming in the background of the iPad i’d duct taped up in a corner to keep an eye on the gallery (that’s a row of screens that shows the live transmission, the studio, the director/team and multiple camera angles so you can keep an eye on what’s going on and going out). And anyway, 1.6 million people got to hear the special soppy voice I talk to my cat with live on the BBC. And he biffed me in the face for it, because he’s so much cooler than I am. To this day I remain grateful that he chose to make his television debut on the day I’d finally got my tit together enough to do my hair and makeup. What a wild time this was. And how thankful I am for all of it
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Because her therapist is actively encouraging her to stay in that mindset. Everyone seems to just enable her constantly.
I can't believe she's claiming to have rehearsed. Shameless.
She was rehearsing at the time but also 1.6 million people saw her petting Cooper? That's incredible
Jack is allowed to stay mad at old teachers who told her she was only suitable for flipping burgers, so we are allowed to stay mad for Jack Monroe conning us into buying her tit books and generally supporting her whole fraudulent existence. Cheers Carole 
I know she’s only a smol pixie but is Cooper the size of a leopard?
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