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An art installation known as, "TEEF"
Do you want me to never sleep again? Who hurt you?Or just 'bone crushing'
Aw no I'd never want that. Here, have some unappealing veg sticks and stretchy hummus as a reconciliation gift.ETA: @StatusWoe beat me to the punch becuase she LITERALLY WANTS ME STOP BREATHING. IT'S SOOOO UNFAIR.
I wonder if the Spite House also has a spite orangery attached.Sorry this is OT, but I didn't have time to post before the previous thread was locked.
To @DisgruntledGoat who loves stories of petty grudges - have you heard about the Spite House in Boston? It's actually gorgeous inside & out and I would totally live there, but the term 'spite house' never fails to crack me up.
''The legend is that two brothers shared land but one built on more than his share, so the other built a skinny house to block access and views.''
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Pssst, no one tell Jack about this! She'd probably try to build one next to Borbora's house. Crowdfunded Spite House is 100% Jack's niche.
Do you want me to never sleep again? Who hurt you?
She looks like the Joker, just more demented and murderous.
This is the scariest collage yet.
Given that Jack likes to do everything in threes, in addition to being her publisher and therapist maybe evil Carole T is also her accountant. Fingers crossed.It's that Carole Tonkinson, she's evil.
ETA: @StatusWoe beat me to the punch becuase she LITERALLY WANTS ME STOP BREATHING. IT'S SOOOO UNFAIR.
Status Woe is a loyal squig in disguise wanting to destroy us all to protect her master the overlord Monroe.Aw no I'd never want that. Here, have some unappealing veg sticks and stretchy hummus as a reconciliation gift.
I also found a GIF of Jack's cooking.
Sorry, I am afraid that is a promise I can’t make.If you promise not to build the spite house, I'll promise to not mention the shark teeth
Out of touch middle class middle aged ladies make up 90% of self funded counselling/therapy coursesWon’t lie I’m extremely into this chaotic energy from Carole.
Is she actually a master troll working to prod Jack into ever more deranged vengeance, ultimately ousting her from the publishers’ roster and public life?? Or is she just a really out of touch middle class middle aged lady with absolutely no place being a therapist? Either way, I love it.
What with them teeth, poor old Harold's little Harold was most likely spiralized.And to think this is what Harold had to suffer.
Harold is now a duck and flew away before she turned him into slop. Fly high, Harold, fly high.What with them teeth, poor old Harold's little Harold was most likely spiralized.
they don’t make them PAYE, but they can insist on Ltd.Oh yeah I get the whole BBC arrangement, but I’m not sure that they can make employers employ staff on a PAYE basis. Although that may be where the whole IR35 comes in.
HMRC don’t know about self employment income. It’s only PAYE income that is reported by employers. Jack can realistically get away with not declaring the Patreon income because HMRC can’t question income from self employment unless they suspect fraud.
He probably has a member like a raw turkey kofta now.What with them teeth, poor old Harold's little Harold was most likely spiralized.
Stuff of nightmares
The manic look of a spoilt brat being given her own way to shut her up after a tantrum.Stuff of nightmares
the word manic springs to mind
this might be the scariest ever
He probably has a member like a raw turkey kofta now.