Amazing.
We've all been there - you're eating some baked beans and you think, "Hmm, if this had a few chunks of undercooked onion in it, it'd really hit the spot." Thankyou, Jack, for all you do x
Amazing.
HOW ARE THEY 3?!!?!! Of your 5 a day. How? Onion isn’t. Beans - yes. The tinned toms, 0.5 at a push? You’re presumably diluting one with t’other so still 1Does anyone own Tin Can Cook? Because I can only see the ingredients list for this recipe online, not the method, and I am dying to read it all.
Remember the soup made from a tin of soup? We have something even better:
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Wow she really sells herself doesn’t she? Can’t for the life of me think why tv execs aren’t blowing up one of her phones?
If BIB is not the next thread title, there is LITERALLY ~NO JUSTICE~ IN THE WORLD.Jack does not understand her own country's voting system, which is really upsetting because it suggests that Jude Law was forced to sit down for no good reason.
I too like to get my copy of TCC out once in a while and look through the awful recipes, you find a new horror each time. It's like a form of self-punishment and a time to reflect on any bad decisions - buying this book being the main one.
OMG thanks! I can't stop laughing at this - the recipe that she proudly claims will have an immediate powerful laxative effect, but also the epic tip "Blenders are pretty handy to have in the kitchen." That's why we need literal food experts, I had no idea...
Note to self: bring back Slumdad Millionaire for the next-but-one thread title nomination, please.I didn't realise she left school at 16, that makes so much sense now regarding her poor writing skills. She just stopped and never progressed. No wonder she uses words she doesn't understand. She is still the toddler that's trying to talk like a grown up.
Where did she live at 16? Was it with Slumdad and did he or another family member own the chippy?
Agree. Ditto anyone and everyone at The Guardian and elsewhere who had a hand in creating this monster and then continuing to enable her.There’s so much wrong with this… whoever commissioned, edited, gave the go ahead to this bilge needs to have a long hard look at themselves. It’s baffling
Perhaps this is part of the missing "2 years living rough" that she mentions?What evidence is there that Jack actually moved out at 16? Surely this would have been hard to afford for a smol pixie, and she probably wouldn't have been entitled to any help. Unless she's counting staying in one of her grandad's properties as "moving out"?
Ah yes, I really enjoy a mid morning bowel evacuation of epic proportions to set me up for the day ahead.
Oh dear Lord, my bowels have gone on strike!
That, at some point, must be #thread titleThe article also contains the truest sentence ever written about Jack by a journalist:
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I am now reading these in the style of overblown backstage wrestlers trash talking to the cameraI can't decide if this squig is fake/a sock or just deluded and stupid. Concerning the Youth Parliament dispute.
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There was more but it ended with this:
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