Oooh, soon we'll be able to add chair of the Southend branch of Mensa to her list of jobs.
Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
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I believe I was the first person to mither about the youth parliament. She likes me. She really likes me.
Oh no, do I have main character syndrome? Am I Jack?!!
“Painfully shy” for next thread title.
Ninnies, I have just heard ‘Not my circus, not my monkeys’ IN REAL LIFE, IN POLISH!!!! It took all of my power not to say where I had heard it 
My only release is writing it here. Go well, pals.
My only release is writing it here. Go well, pals.
Yes, it is just a hunch, but a very strong hunch
Do schools for gifted and talented exist? Unless she means her local grammar?
Christ did she swallow a self love book with her self love stew.
I've not been around this corner of the Internet since Love Island started because it turns out I cannot keep up with more than one busy thread on here whilst also keeping my job. Do I want to go back and find out what stretchy Hummus is or will it haunt me forever once I see it?!
I wonder if Jack is as excited as I am for it to soon be thread number 344!
I wonder if Jack is as excited as I am for it to soon be thread number 344!
@OwlRightsReserved took one for the team and actually made it: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-342-dostoevsky-rice-encyclopaedia.31769/post-10776563
Not to be read on a full stomach.
Wonder is Sb is planning a busy summer and someone's getting annoyed. She can't expect to not invite him to her fun stuff then rage when he does is own stuff.
Ah yes. The infamous 'Rishi mate' fake crying because she had to do what every other parent in the world had to do.
home schooling my arseAlso, she wasn't excluded for some loophole. She continued to trade and work through lockdown. She actually did really well out of the pandemic. DKL and those awful IG lives wouldn't haven't happened if lockdown hadn't happened.
Has anyone ever walked into a doctors and said they couldn’t cope with T-junctions.
She forgot to add ‘I literally can’t lie’ to that list.
She forgot to add ‘I literally can’t lie’ to that list.
The body of work: BODIED
I reckon she acted like a total dick on the Liverpool trip, so SB & his dad aren't inviting her along to anything again! No mini breaks with Harold. Awh, it's going to be a long 6 weeks.
To be honest if my husband and me were parted and he constantly fucked off leaving our children at home, when they could be involved I would honestly wouldn't be happy and I certainly wouldn't get inviting him once his partner chucked him to anything.
In my opinion children should come first. I am not suggesting she cannot have a few days without him but she went away quite a few times, surely one of those times he could have came too.
A Frau in the wild, as sure as eggs is (inexplicable) eggsNinnies, I have just heard ‘Not my circus, not my monkeys’ IN REAL LIFE, IN POLISH!!!! It took all of my power not to say where I had heard it
The sentence that wins the internet for me was 'The aquafaba loomed in the background.'
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@OwlRightsReserved you are surely a writer irl? X
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Hang on, this doesn’t make any sense.
1) If she was reading her parents’ books at four wouldn’t Charlie and the Chocolate Factory have been a bit of a step down at six?
2) Why was a parent governor involved with a six year olds reading?
3) Why couldn’t she have read the reading scheme at school and Roald Dahl at home?
4) Educational psychiatrist? Wouldn’t it have been an educational psychologist?
5) Those assessments aren’t just given out like sweeties, why was she given one?
6) High school? She went to a grammar school for secondary, no one calls grammar schools high schools because they’re not.
7) Is there any such thing as a school for the gifted and talented? Arguably that’s what a grammar school is.
I see she's living a life beyond her wildest imaginings ... spending her time arguing with randoms on twitter.
Toot toot, I guess?
Toot toot, I guess?
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