Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing

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Guarantee in the next photo of Content, her collar will feature a pendant engraved with "Space Squig, ask me about the box!"
 
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It’s also possible that it’s SB’s dad’s phone number, not hers. Particularly if Content belongs to SB.
 
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Jack's thumbprint cookies from the Guardian, 2014:



I mean, they look like shit here, but if your toddler came home from playschool with a tray of them you'd probably eat them, right? Eight years later, and they've regressed to the point that you'd "accidentally" drop them on the floor and douse them in lighter fuel.
 
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while we've been mithering, she's been doing things to wings that sound ok actually

hhnnnnggghh tho. and wash your hands!

 
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anyway, if this had happened, why would you seriously allow your phone number to appear publicly again?

also, ICO, loool

 
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Alcohol addiction aside, local shops should have been allowed to remain opened. Not everyone wishes to shop at a large supermarket.
 
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while we've been mithering, she's been doing things to wings that sound ok actually

hhnnnnggghh tho. and wash your hands!

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All this food she cooks. She lives on her own. Who is eating it? Here at Arsov Towers there's me and Mrs C. We eat nobbut a fraction of what she cooks in a week, and we still have to freeze half of it. Which is always an issue because we only have a small under-counter freezer. Impoverished smol pixies eh? How do they survive?
 
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