Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing

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Captainmouse

Here’s the furlough stuff

Jack Monroe #159 HarperCollins responded by saying the tweets were factually inaccurate

I'm not obsessive, hope I don't come over as if I am. Someone once said something to me and it just resonated. "I don't like cleaning, but I like a clean home. Unfortunately you can't have one without the other." This is so true! I have had to explain this so many times! I think I have too...
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Valiofthedolls

'Haunted Castle of Spite'
is a great description of the shitty bungalow. Bedeviled by a bitter and twisted wraith, with a miasma of lingering honk.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here is about right, given the presence of a dentally challenged soul sucking joy sapping slop-egotist.


The rest of the headline is also rrrrarther apt
back on the market
 
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Ostapbender

Jack's Moving Castle of Spite
 
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Amanda Lin

Imagining Jack serving “some of the best bakes” to Cherish and Benoit on Bake Off the professionals.

Everyone makes baking mistakes, but would a professional post their mistakes online?
 
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blurstoftimes

jenny2603 said:
Do you have to ATTACK everything Jack does? I suppose you won't be happy until JACK LEAVES THIS EARTH, BORBORA.
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i’m sorry, who are you again? i vaguely remember a little nause from ‘04 with one million teeth but her nose was much less gargantuan so it can’t be you. please leave me and my family alone.

love, Borb xoxox
 
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Five hundred dogs

How does she, a supposedly professional cook, manage to constantly produce baked goods which look like the reception class made them?
 
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Mr Krabs

I can’t stop thinking about Friday Night Dinner and the piss yellow curtains.
 
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