This is so true! I have had to explain this so many times!
I think I have too much stuff, but other people think my flat looks like I just moved in or I rent it out.
Jack Monroe #159 HarperCollins responded by saying the tweets were factually inaccurate
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I think I have too much stuff, but other people think my flat looks like I just moved in or I rent it out.
Jack is claiming Furlough for someone. The usual apologies if this has already been posted...
Information directly from HMRC
Information directly from HMRC
Listen, if she’s going to be quiet for a while we’ve got a chance to do this. Please can we discuss how may we encourage her to get the Cotswold collection out on the lawn so we can do a full and final headcount of the massive bastards?
Two Nutribullets
11 denim shirts
This is truly a Jack worthy inventory. But could you fit it all in a sleeper compartment?
I've changed my mind about the chair chat.
I couldn't chair less
I couldn't chair less
I sang this like "a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeee"
I was exactly the same when we were all counting teeth! Genuinely laughing out loud! It’s the way it started as a joke but then suddenly it became a genuine, earnest thing!
I‘m a chair-less wonder! I just have a sofa. It’s just me and my cat, and it’s not like people can visit at the moment. @kachoochoo it’s funny because I’m the same, I’d never thought of it this way before but at work there are chairs everywhere!
As for Jack, who knows if she’s crying wolf or not, but I genuinely hope she and are family are ok. I think it’s quite touching that overall we‘re erring on the side of caution*, laying off her, and finding other exciting topics to discuss.
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wanted to change “caution“ to “cushion“ 
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Gosh I never knew this tit existed online. Scary dairy.
Also apologies to all the people I shocked on my last post. It was just what I thought at the time, perhaps I ought to have not posted it on reflection as i hate talking about her family.
And then I did the same laugh at your comment!
There's 6 dining chairs, a rocking chair, a weird too small chair, an armchair, and a 2 seater sofa upstairs. Downstairs (elevated house - a crappy bungalow on legs in fact) there's a load of plastic chairs someone gave my mother - why I do not know
NotJack hasn’t put a picture up on IG for 3 days .
The garden is big, but not that big.
In Scotland Aldi the pineapple and raspberry ones are vegan too.
So she's lying on Twitter then? And committing benefit fraud?!!!!(or is it tax fraud?)
I was looking for another post but found this. I’ve squiggled it because it’s so out of order. She names the teacher who said she was only good for burger flipping!
Didn’t Jack once divulge that SB’s dad had another child who was in hospital? I hope it’s not anything bad to do with that but her coy “not mine to tell” brings that into my mind. If it was more direct bad news she’d be using it for doggos and patreon soliciting. The fact that she uses it to announce her departure because of it is still indiscreet and that she doesn’t realise that is pathetic.
Can’t bring myself to count chairs but hope she stays gone for a long, long time. Her suicide baiting has disgusted me more than usual.
Can’t bring myself to count chairs but hope she stays gone for a long, long time. Her suicide baiting has disgusted me more than usual.
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Wasn’t it something to do with her bubble list?I looked back at that and she was annoyed at having to leave so thought it wasn't that one.
She used almost exactly the same words for one of them ('not my news to share' and 'need to be there for' ) but I had to stop searching for it
Yes that is right, giving away someone else's personal info.
I'm not a Nigella fan but she has far more grace and self respect. When Saatchi assaulted her she did not make panicked, emotional statements on Twitter though I think personally she had the right to.
Re the lady who used to post here that knew Jack's mum. IIRC she contacted mum to tell her about Jack and then stepped away from the threads as she had taken it off Tattle.
I had to do a double take... I haven't misread that Government info, have I? *slightly panicked face!
Squiggles: please stop neglecting your rabbit
Jack: you want me dead!
This nasty, manipulative little bleep. How can her minions not see it?
Jack: you want me dead!
This nasty, manipulative little bleep. How can her minions not see it?
I have an actual old church pew as a dining table bench, never tried it to capacity so I'll have to estimate.
Approx 25 seats in my gaff - pew count dependant.
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