Veterans of the short lived Vonny LeClerc threads may recall that our Vons once left a job claiming that she'd lost a hand in an accident. Despite this she still appears to have two functioning hands, so presumably the lost one grew back. I have faith that one day our Jack will replicate this extraordinary feat.Jack has magic teeth, they crumble to dust frequently only to keep growing back.
Cue Legally Publisher/Therapist CaroleIf she wants to add another feather to her cap, I believe the position of Jack's lawyer is currently vacant
(as Mark Lewis tragically doesn't get any phone reception at 1 Israel street, Israel)
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I would really like to hear Jack explain it. But of course she won’t. She’s hoping it will just quietly sink and be forgotten about.You are not being dense...
But it was the company that claimed (and was paid) furlough payments. That’s the bit I don’t understand. If there was no income going through the company, why would it be claiming furlough?I mentioned in the previous thread that it's possible she was both the director of the company that was struck off and a sole trader. The company may have been set up but never actually used to report income. That might explain why she never bothered to keep the information up to date.
I’m pondering on this from my palatial ‘80s Beverly Hills pad, and quite frankly I’m not sure how I feel about itMust stop judging people by their avatar!
In that case, I’m pretty sure “Gummy” Big Dave is finding gold-sprayed trifle far less of a hilllarrrrrious family jape these days. Hopefully he too has found a kindly face-cupping Dentist for the ouchiesPerhaps there’s something in that gold spray that makes your teeth crumble to dust.
Is she a fan of that maniac JillyJuice? She claims you can re grow limbs and such by drinking her weird cabbage juice.Veterans of the short lived Vonny LeClerc threads may recall that our Vons once left a job claiming that she'd lost a hand in an accident. Despite this she still appears to have two functioning hands, so presumably the lost one grew back. I have faith that one day our Jack will replicate this extraordinary feat.
I've said this all along as a reason not to put too much hope in HMRC bringing her down via On A Bootstrap Ltd - it's entirely possible she was raking in all the money from TV etc as a sole trader.I mentioned in the previous thread that it's possible she was both the director of the company that was struck off and a sole trader. The company may have been set up but never actually used to report income. That might explain why she never bothered to keep the information up to date.
Where is the ''terrified'' reaction emoji?Given Jack's general griftiness and astonishing rate of tooth loss, I'm now imagining her as some kind of reverse tooth fairy, where she sneaks into your house and takes a wad of cash/swipes your credit card details before leaving one of her rotten teeth under your pillow in exchange.
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A therapist isn't supposed to give advice or tell you what to do, and they sure as hell should not be doing it on a public forum like twitter.
I think her story changes to fit whatever a squig has said in response egNot another tooth drama surely nottttt. Her teeth storylines fascinate me endlessly. I refer back to her saying not so long ago that her teeth were absolutely fine, just a little overcrowded and therefore somehow agony sometimes (huh? Make it make sense).
SO, she wants people to believe that her teeth cause her frequent, excruciating pain and often break - crumbling to "sand" because of years of poverty/alcoholism. She also wants people to believe that her teeth are perfect and there's nothing that her wonderful dentist who is amazing, comforting and cups her face just shy of kissing her softly on the cheeks can do for her. Meanwhile she's been facetuning herself a set of Turkey teeth in every selfie for years.
What's the truth?!
Listen, she knows that CHEESE =£1. I don't know what else you want from her.This might have been said at the time.... But also how is she going to account for changing packet sizes? Receipts don't say how many are in there or what the weight is. Unless she's written all this down too?!
Fucks sake, the way she trivialises alcoholism there. "From alcoholic to don't fucking need it in 2 weeks". "Now we've kicked alcoholism's arse". Jack and recovery - completed it mate. That's not how it works. She wasn't, isn't an alcoholic. She's full of shit.She’s claiming she was a big whiskey drinker again. Of course, back in 2016 she claimed it was a bottle of gin a night. (Receipts from an old Tattle thread).
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And of course, once I went looking for that, I found Jack talking about how she never ever drank gin ever. Not even on those insta photos of the gin tasting. This was in the nasty trifle thread.
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I bet she doesn't brush her teef after she eats in bed. She's clearly not a regular hand washer either so I can't imagine her bedclothes are changed regularly. That honk must go right to the bone.Surely eating cheese and pickle before bed would leave a really horrid aftertaste?
Why does she do this stuff?
Cheesy, pickly breadcrumbs in the duvet?
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She also has 3 Microplane cheese graters, she offered to send one to a squig once. Want to say there's another utensil she has 3 of, veg peelers or something, escapes me now.
Freezers?She also has 3 Microplane cheese graters, she offered to send one to a squig once. Want to say there's another utensil she has 3 of, veg peelers or something, escapes me now.
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