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Captainmouse

Captainmouse

Lazarus said:
I agree with you, CL, but at the same time re the BIB of this - if this was the route Jack chose, she still hasn't addressed why she isn't fulfilling her obligations to others who have spoke up and been blocked.
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Also, it might make more subscribers think đŸ€” I’m sending money for nothing, and cancel đŸ€ž
 
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Ostapbender

Ostapbender

The did/didn't Jack's mum deliver meals conundrum has got a song stuck in my head
"I was hungry and thirsty, were you there, were you there?"
Jack's mother: "Yes"
 
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Soapy Dolphin

Don't know why but I imagine Jack's cookies look like this sad little bugger.

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Why so glum?
duck off, chum!
 
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CrackingOwlSanctuary

CrackingOwlSanctuary

Not to make light of it but all I could think of when Jack was telling Toff about her alcoholism in that video was this:
 
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Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs

Ostapbender said:
The did/didn't Jack's mum deliver meals conundrum has got a song stuck in my head
"I was hungry and thirsty, were you there, were you there?"
Jack's mother: "Yes"
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Ooh are we getting the overhead projector out for hymns? I like the one that goes: “She’s got the Pumble in her hands, she’s got a bowl of granola in her grubby hands” but I am also partial to “cauliflowers are grubby and cabbages brown”.
 
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Ostapbender

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Mr Krabs said:
Ooh are we getting the overhead projector out for hymns? I like the one that goes: “She’s got the Pumble in her hands, she’s got a bowl of granola in her grubby hands” but I am also partial to “cauliflowers are grubby and cabbages brown”.
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If I had a hammer
I'd drop it on my toes
 
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HotesTilaire

HotesTilaire

All things brown and sloppy-ful
All filthy rugs and walls
All things inedible and woeful
The slopgoblin made them all
 
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panda_eyes

panda_eyes

Mr Krabs said:
Ooh are we getting the overhead projector out for hymns? I like the one that goes: “She’s got the Pumble in her hands, she’s got a bowl of granola in her grubby hands” but I am also partial to “cauliflowers are grubby and cabbages brown”.
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Ooooh! Autumn days when the slop is gruel?
 
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MrsFawlty

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NellieBoo said:
Oh no. I can't watch that again. My eyeballs haven't recovered from yesterday. Honestly, if anyone hasn't seen it and is tempted to watch please be warned you may never, ever uncringe again â˜č.
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I've just watch 5 mins of it. I cringed so hard it was a better workout on my pelvic floor than my pilates class this morning.
 
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