And neither are her feet, her choice of footwear doesn’t help
And neither are her feet, her choice of footwear doesn’t helpMy data is probably out of date (I love facts). But women in the north east are the smallest in the country, the average was 5ft 2 or something.
I have friends under 5ft. You are not that small Jack.
Jack has already done one!ngl would pay literal cashos to see this. Does the Guardian still do that cringe blind date feature?
I would imagine the few that would like to know are too afraid to ask as they have seen how quickly she turns on people so they sit back and wait for her to mention things herself before daring to ask.And not a single one of her followers cares enough about her to ask how her consultation went. If I know someone is attending a specialist I always ask how they got on.
It's almost as if they don't care enough to have noticed that she mentioned her appointment only a couple of days ago.
I think for most of the squiggles Jack is like white noise, they know she's there but she's easy to ignore. They only notice her when she has a chaos.
Oh no. I can't watch that again. My eyeballs haven't recovered from yesterday. Honestly, if anyone hasn't seen it and is tempted to watch please be warned you may never, ever uncringe againJack has already done one!
Choochoo list! List!
Did we know that Jack didn't eat for three days in a row? I hope there was some food for her son and that he didn't starve for three days too. Especially when her family are so willing to send around meals, as they are doing now.Jack has already done one!
She never mentions anything like this everJack's best beloved Asda are joining other places trying to help families and children during the school holiday too, there are good things happening despite her constant wailing about starvation and cold cold cold.
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Why is she obsessed about her height? She is not particularly short, (for reference I’m 5’4”).Ah I was just playing dear heart Poca. I am indifferent towards the walrus.
Did we get this yesterday? In response to her taking the piss out of Rishi's pythag stance and height. She's up and liking things btw, was also still up and liking things around 2am as well.
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Have you just watch this @MancBee? Are you ok? Do you need assistance?Did we know that Jack didn't eat for three days in a row? I hope there was some food for her son and that he didn't starve for three days too. Especially when her family are so willing to send around meals, as they are doing now.
She does work behind the scenes away from certain corners of the internet. Anyone who has DM'd her for this information privately will now have it in their inboxes. She will later harvest their stories in book 14.She never mentions anything like this ever
Along with her boobs, that only she thinks are remarkable enough to mention all the time.Her height, like her shit tattoos, is another of her personality traits.
I had to skip through most of it. Jack's take on anything politacal is just so basic. As for her explanation about being non binary, it was mortifying.Have you just watch this @MancBee? Are you ok? Do you need assistance?
Cookies with wholemeal flour will taste like shit.
Ah yes. The only piece of media I’ve ever seen that makes the Toff look like a reasonable person. In comparison to a very low bar to be fair.Jack has already done one!
Probably because her ocado delivery hasn't arrived with her cookies in yetConsidering the sloppy offerings she loves to post pictures of, why are there no pics of the cookies?
Liar liar. Why are you like this, Jack? Pretending to bake bad cookies doesn't make you interesting nor quirky.
Yes, I'm absolutely certain that this Best Ever wholemeal cookie recipe is going to be uploaded to your website toot suite, along with the bed soup, Peasant's Pudding, broccoli breakfast pasta...
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