I kind of like the Omega tattoo, and some of the sleeve is okay.The '7' is definitely out of kilter with the rest. As with Jack's tattoo'sit is completely insipid and uninspired.
I've had wine gums last longer than that relationship!Love how she's accepting that a relationship ended and not sniping at an ex like a bitter teen. That'll show him what he's missing. What a catch she is and this behaviour won't at all put off any (rich) suitors.
I think I've got a jar of marmite in the cupboard I opened before Jack hitched up with OH that is still in use!I've had wine gums last longer than that relationship!
It’s a really badly designed and executed tattoo!That what you get when you use ‘apprentices’. Lol.
Inspired by the aboveAre you a vegan who eats a lot of meat?
Do you fall underneath trains?
Are you able to bring up building plans to cast your expert eye over after major fire disasters?
Do your cookies look and probably taste like fossilised horse poo?
Have your former other halves complained about your lesbian clothes or large number of tattoos?
If you answered no to at least three of these, congratulations, you can rest assured it is very unlikely that you are Jack
Which version of Jack?!I kind of like the Omega tattoo, and some of the sleeve is okay.
But as I've said before, Jack does have an aesthetic that I quite like.
Since Harold LEFT, the Shitty Bungalow has become so filthy and full of spoons, sideboards, and bags of shit that there is no longer a single corner suitable to serve as a photograph backdrop. All photos will be outside until the communal skip returns and we get our next dose of Springcleaning/Decluttering/Sorting My Life Out Jack.why did she take the picture in a tree?
Yep. #Thread TitleInspired by the above
#thread title creator of coprolite cookies
She's firmly with the wind direction, vegan, trans, pescatarian, gay, etc etcI totally missed her dating a bloke, btw.
So much for one of Britain’s Top Lesbians*, eh?
*not in the slightest bit anti-bi - but I thought she was firmly lesbian?
I hope you don’t keep schtum, I appreciate your facts and figures on the Patreon. And at the end of the day, we want disillusioned Squigs to come here and see this kind of thing (I’m a bit…worried isn’t the right word but while it was all fun and games (for some) talking about walruses etc, if any Squigs found their way over here earlier this week then they probs would have thought ‘she can’t be that bad, they’re not even talking about her!’)Thank you - was the invoice posted prior to today out of interest pls? I don’t go in the Twitter trenches to see these comments so apologies if she had posted it previously. But as CL rightly points out, if you sign up for something in bad faith then
Have clearly upset someone for the initial comment tho so will keep schtum on it. Good luck to em
The more androgynous aesthetic, so yeah, basically what you said.Which version of Jack?!
I agree though when she leans into the tattoos, shorter hair etc she looks really nice, sometimes even edging towards cool.
Yeah, I agree.Which version of Jack?!
I agree though when she leans into the tattoos, shorter hair etc she looks really nice, sometimes even edging towards cool.
Just spat my tea out all over the dog. Egging hilarious Frau - Shap Po my FrauIt also stated that she was a pocket rocket. Being a woman of the world, it is my understanding that this is in fact a pocket rocket.
Unlike an actual pocket rocket, however, slopzilla is neither powerful, quiet, nor compact. She is, however, a fucking tool. I’ll give her that.
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Probably it has tbh. It does naturally when you bleed, she should at least be washing it mind you. Just don't drown it in vaselineWhy is her hand so grey? Its like the ink has leaked.
She is a fake cock to be fair.It also stated that she was a pocket rocket. Being a woman of the world, it is my understanding that this is in fact a pocket rocket.
Unlike an actual pocket rocket, however, slopzilla is neither powerful, quiet, nor compact. She is, however, a fucking tool. I’ll give her that.
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