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Can you imagine her visiting the sites of some of the terrible flooding over the last few years? No, me neither because it's up north and not as much of a "cause" as Grenfell was.
Has she visited or worked with anyone who was affected by the cladding debacle since? Has she done anything other than retweet an anniversary post?

She does nothing in terms of campaigning. For anything. At all. She deserves to have those flags taken off her little fucking bio. They mean Jack (sorry) shit. Philip is more visible than her and I hate him.

Tumbleweed yesterday regarding the cost of living payments. Same over the energy companies being called out over dd. She says she cares but really she DGAS.

At least it is raining.
 
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Dim isn't even the word, it's too generous a description. Like, there's a difference between giving out your work number to people you, you know ... work with, and it being a 'public number' you put on the internet for everyone to see, when you could easily blur it out. People paying even the slightest bit of attention will know things like her mother's maiden name, her address, her pets' names, the first line of her childhood home address, etc etc etc. It's not going to take the most sophisticated of scamming operations to empty her bank accounts. And she's allegedly had £5k or whatever stolen from her in a SIM scam before. She's a moron.
 
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I can never read that without changing in my head the line “Between us all we hold decades…” to the true line of “Between them all they hold decades…” Self-centering prick.
 
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Connaught sounds very exotic to this peach from Tbilisi. Glad to have you back! And please don't don't downgrade yourself. I'm sure you can make at least the top 20 of interesting Connaught lesbians.
Thank you!
The moment I stop feeling so awful I'll give it a good go.
 
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Plus let's be honest, she almost certainly uses the same password for everything, and it'll either be password123, j4ckm0nr0e, or fuckt4ttle.
 
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Yes!

It just makes no sense. I've been doing my job for a long time, have published work in my field, and would like to think I'm fairly good at what I do. If someone asked me an off-the-cuff question over the table at a dinner party, obviously I'd answer it.

But if someone rang me and said, hey, I need this information about XYZ, and you're going to have to assert this as a professional opinion, and it also will be in relation to the deaths of nearly 100 people... there's no way in hell I'd be saying anything without full context, all the evidence etc. And I'm a measly historian, for goodness sake, not someone who does something lifesaving.
 
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The Grenfell stuff is probably the grossest thing Jack has ever done, and that's saying something.

May I attempt to lighten the mood by drawing everyone's attention to Jack saying "It's important" in the above paragraph How is it important? To who? I've had people accuse me of lying about my professional experiences before and I've just ignored them and gone about my day. Should I have demanded evidence to try to sue them with?

It almost hurts how much I'm cringing at Jack's unfaltering belief that she is the main character in every story, not just her own. "It's important"
 
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Plus let's be honest, she almost certainly uses the same password for everything, and it'll either be password123, j4ckm0nr0e, or fuckt4ttle.
Remember when we managed to 'hack into' the del Monte live before it was live because the password was DEL MONTE?
 
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Because she gets so giddy with it, she loses all sense of reality. Her tiny smol pixie brain takes off into realms of fantasy. She never knows where the line is till it’s way way back over the horizon
 
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Am I reading this right - is she claiming that she did this the day BEFORE the fire, because she was already concerned about safety issues? Or has she just got her timeline wrong?

ETA cos the fire happened early hours Thursday
No, Grenfell actually happened early hours Wednesday. She claims to have been looking at the plans hours later, on Wednesday morning. Can you access those plans though? I'm trying to check the plans for similar council blocks in my area and they're (obviously) not available to the public.
 
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Ah yes the 'nasty campaign ' that was in actual fact one man who tweeted one time that she couldn't be a firefighter because she was too smol.
 
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I called a scientist, an architect, several firefighters, and a lawyer. Between us all we hold decades of service, encyclopaedias of chemical information, forensic knowledge of building structures and escape routes.

I can actually SMELL the bullsh*t coming off these 2 sentences.
 
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I only found it through a search on here, do you think it should go into the Wiki?
Yes, absolutely.


The only time I have written those two words on this forum and actually meant them.
 
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I will never stop feeling disgusted by her behaviour over Grenfell. A couple of years of experience in the CR = 'decades of experience between us'. She is fucking deranged.
She's got form unfortunately, a previous poster mentioned Lee Rigby and IIRC she was also at it after Sarah Everard, talking about her experiences as a lone woman, stalker etc. Then there was that horrific incident where there was a conversation about trolling and she went off on a rant about threats involving acid and her body, expressed in really crude and upsetting terms. Shortly after reminding us that SB googles her

TBH far too many people do this on SM, seizing tragedies and using them to push themselves forward or to make a political point. It's totally immoral imho.

I'd also like to pick up on Jack's insistence that she 'holds the Government to account'. I see far too many blue tickers claiming they do this and the phrase sounds quite noble and dare I say forensic, when in actuality all they really do is shout at the Government on Twitter. That's not holding anyone to account and it's not suggesting solutions either. It's just posturing, again more with a view to their own personal profile than to the actual people who may be affected.
 
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i'd like to nominate @Django line: the woman is a total fantasist as a thread title, please.

a grifter, a scientist, an architect, several firefighters, and a lawyer walk into a bar... there must be a joke in there somewhere!
 
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And the only ones anyone could find were of a Pride rally and a dress up day. Surely mummy and daddy would've taken a picture at the infamous 'traaazers passing out parade'?
Do people in the control room participate in passing out parades? I’ve forensically researched this (done a Google) and it only seems to be firefighters, not the people on the phones. No doubt the latter has a tough job and rigorous training but its not quite the same.
 
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