Jack Monroe #34 Medicine won't lift her gloom. Lady doc says Facetune!

[Silver Linings]

Eta - already posted. Can’t believe she’s ignoring all the lip/body stuff and is parading the poor kitty again. ‘bendy’ ffs.

So when she was howling in pain how could she have looked after a poorly kitten. What a twit.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Jack's slow. serious. sincere. with. pauses. voice makes me squirm - like her BLM speech.
Switchstreetz (don't want to @ or it will distract them) last spotted on thread 26 - this means they've got THAT thread ahead of them. I'm almost jealous.

 

[Pocahontas]

All up in her niche

- still can’t get over her saying that, I mean she actually sad that!

That was it! I was trying to remember that it was what a ludicrous human being.

 

[FrumpyCat]

My poem

Where's Jack (title)
Not in her shed
Not in her bed
Her lips are red
Something odd
Coming out of her head
And Vivienne Westwood
Isn't dead
Just like we said.

 

[Silver Linings]

are we to expect a sports bra and girdle in the next glossy mag? It’s the vogue guy btw. Does he still work for vogue? i don’t know fashion!

 

[panda_eyes]

I thought she was staying off twitter because instagram was much friendlier? I guess there's nowhere near the levels of absolute fawning on there.

Even the (older) cat seems to have a twitter addiction...

 

[crystaleyesd]

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are we to expect a sports bra and girdle in the next glossy mag? It’s the vogue guy btw. Doea he still work for vogue? i don’t know fashion!

No no, she's working BEHIND THE SCENES on centring black people who... are already massively successful???

 

[The Devils Arse]

We have another hausfrau grunking their way to thread 34. Shout out to @Incywincy who is on thread 7!! You can do it!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

We have another hausfrau grunking their way to thread 34. Shout out to @Incywincy who is on thread 7!! You can do it!!

incy wincy spider climbed up the jack monroe threads

 

[Silver Linings]

Spoiler: Poorly kitten discussion

For ‘flexible’ read possibly in enormous amounts of pain and isn’t a bloody teddy bear.

I thought she was staying off twitter because instagram was much friendlier? I guess there's nowhere near the levels of absolute fawning on there.

Even the (older) cat seems to have a twitter addiction...

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With both her phones on the go she’ll need to dock them in the hall soon.

 

[FrumpyCat]

I thought she was staying off twitter because instagram was much friendlier? I guess there's nowhere near the levels of absolute fawning on there.

Even the (older) cat seems to have a twitter addiction...

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I've just realised!

Jack's, live cat on the sofa' is her equivalent of a 'dead cat on the table'

Sorry Jack, not that easy to distract.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Oh no! (NB it's "peace" not "piece", Jack)

sorry but duck off, "bendy" is such a huge cop out to avoid the fact you're taking on a cat with a serious physical impairment with absolutely no experience in caring for such an animal? or apparently very little research, or help (an actual vet!) to handle them. I feel so, so sad for that poor cat who will undoubtedly be in absolute agony 24/7 and should be cared for professionally rather than being some awful Twitter goul's photo op.

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are we to expect a sports bra and girdle in the next glossy mag? It’s the vogue guy btw. Does he still work for vogue? i don’t know fashion!

She's either hoping to steal an essay for her compilation of black people's work, or someone to flog her 'fashion investments' to - not sure he'll be in the market for a ghastly studded burberry number sorry hun x

 

[Harrybosch]

Oh no! (NB it's "peace" not "piece", Jack)

Another one for the dictionary

 

[The Devils Arse]

Oh FFS. I skimmed over the kitten information the other day as I am a huge cat lover and it just made me upset. She will never be able to cope with that poor kitten. She makes me so ragey. I felt a wee bit sorry for her after last weeks live but not any more.

 

[vale]

Set up a Patreon and you too could have a houseful of free stuff!

I am seriously considering it!

 

[Ellabella]

I don't even like cats (sorry!), but even I am so annoyed at her taking in this poor kitten as some sort of prop to garner sympathy from the fawning twats who follow her.

 

[GrunkaLunka]

How would you eat this? And peas under a hot tap! Has JM done that yet?

Or you might even stretch to say she's...

I think I'm going to have to bloody watch this film you know.

 

[no-no]

If she starts any kind of pan-handling for the kitten then I think I’ll explode. How can she not know pre-existing conditions will not be covered? The full vet check should have already been done and temporary insurance sorted, anyone find out where she’s getting it from?

 

[Eurgh]

If she starts any kind of pan-handling for the kitten then I think I’ll explode. How can she not know pre-existing conditions will not be covered? The full vet check should have already been done and temporary insurance sorted, anyone find out where she’s getting it from?

She said it was the other cat’s sister. Maybe it’s her son’s dad as that’s where the other one came from apparently. Seems pretty irresponsible of him if so, two unwanted cats....

 

[Toffee finger]

@crystaleyesd congratulations!

Just watched the speech. Awkward and I love the way she says well done at the end with a face that says “well done I hate you why isn’t this about me” kind of way