I think if your mammy came out of your mouth, she'd say "stop your lying you lazy tit" .
Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses
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Can confirm the Mrs Bucket love life.
A day late and need to try and catch up but this might actually kill me.
I'm trying not to laugh on the train home and it hurttttttts. I keep imaging Jack doing this as spoken word meets slop bot and I am dying
Being a primary supply source for a narcissist is horrendous and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. You come away shell shocked trying to get your head around what happened and the constant gas lighting and power games leaves you doubting yourself even over minor things.
The Vinted listings have gone then? I guess those bags and bags of clothes she listed must have sold out in record time. One more step towards your forever home!
She still can’t resist near constant jabs at LJC, I see.
Must really be grating her cabbage that LJC is having a wonderful adventure and seems very happy without her.
It was @TillyMiffinThis is on our playlist, even though we're ancient, and I just have to sing it at the top of my voice!
@MrsPeel that's so sadI hope its mention hasn't upset you.
Your mum must have been an incredibly strong woman who loved her kids very much, to be able to hide that from them.
when Sophie died, in agony most likely she washed her corpse and blow dried it.
Ah the old 'friends with the ex' chestnut. I'll do you a favour Jack (you can thank me by closing your Patreon) and save you several months by saying
1) No you're not friends. You're hanging onto that idea because you haven't let him go yet.
2) Just because he isn't on Twitter, doesn't give you carte blanche to vent like a stroppy teenager. Yet again, Twitter isn't your diary and at this point I'm starting to think you can't even read the word professional, let alone understand what it means.
3) The second he starts up a relationship with someone else - and he will- all notions of friendship will crumble when you realise you were clinging onto scraps of attention in the hopes you will get back together.
It's over. HE LEFT!
1) No you're not friends. You're hanging onto that idea because you haven't let him go yet.
2) Just because he isn't on Twitter, doesn't give you carte blanche to vent like a stroppy teenager. Yet again, Twitter isn't your diary and at this point I'm starting to think you can't even read the word professional, let alone understand what it means.
3) The second he starts up a relationship with someone else - and he will- all notions of friendship will crumble when you realise you were clinging onto scraps of attention in the hopes you will get back together.
It's over. HE LEFT!
Betty?
I think the tattoo is going to have something to do with her boy, and I'm dreading what it might be. An AA token with his face on it? Oh my lawd.
Just go the whole hog, mate - make the hand match the nails. Toot toot, best life! #wildestdreams 
''And cold. And cold. And cold. And cold.'' in a Dalek voice.
I read this not 15 minutes after changing my profile pic
Went looking for info On Louisa and Jack and found this.
Jack celebrating a year sober in 2019.
All I can say is, poor Louisa.
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Jack celebrating a year sober in 2019.
All I can say is, poor Louisa.
Food writer Jack Monroe celebrates a year of sobriety
Jack Monroe, 31, bravely opened up about her drinking habits in a frank article in the Observer, revealing she would use alcohol as a crutch for dealing with fame.
That! That’s it exactly! You’d do that if you really felt the need to over share and then find it at the bottom of the Lego box! And Yeppers we are all fabulosie
Ah ha ha ha ha ha to deal with the fame hey girl I was on Come Dine With Me, now that’s chuffin high pressure fame. Can you imagine every time there’s a re run and I’m waiting for the number 56 ….Went looking for info On Louisa and Jack and found this.
Jack celebrating a year sober in 2019.
All I can say is, poor Louisa.
Food writer Jack Monroe celebrates a year of sobriety
Jack Monroe, 31, bravely opened up about her drinking habits in a frank article in the Observer, revealing she would use alcohol as a crutch for dealing with fame.
Exactly. Poor Jack, not a clue about boundaries or relationships. Top tip Jack an ex who is polite when you bump into them isn't your friend, they're just well mannered. Whilst it's not unherd of for ex partners to stay friends, this doesn't happen to demanding narcs like yourself who it simply isn't safe to remain friends with. Hope that helps, pal.
So ridiculously over the top and just not what you'd want when you open your eyes. If my OH (still got one, etc) presented me with that in a morning he'd get given it straight back. Eggs benedict and strong coffee, thanks. Also, I've gone right off butterflies since the Katie H chaos. No wonder they all LEFT.
The kumquat in happier times
ETA: Shploop
Conspiracy Bol here but I think she was just talking about L and she tripped herself up because she’d forgotten about OH (Exactly. Poor Jack, not a clue about boundaries or relationships. Top tip Jack an ex who is polite when you bump into them isn't your friend, they're just well mannered. Whilst it's not unherd of for ex partners to stay friends, this doesn't happen to demanding narcs like yourself who it simply isn't safe to remain friends with. Hope that helps, pal.
The way she worded the not looking like a lesbian comment (which I think is gone now since someone commented the most recent OH was a bloke) makes little sense for a man, but would be quite the backhanded dig at L who has very recently had an article about C4 being gay and how proud they are.
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