Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses

[MooBelle]

I made a nice grid collage of Jack's power stance.

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Oh god, it is more cringey than I remember and this was only week one.
Week two, when she actually bothered to turn up to the studio, had plenty more. Also with the added bonus of the hand-not-pointing-emphasis thing. Added to the nasal whine and nervous cackle. No wonder poor Matt just looked stunned.
She also did this in the Lives for IG. Hellmans/Linda/Del Monte. All the same shite presenting from the 2005 handbook of 'How to be a winner in business ' school of media presenting. Adopting Cuddy 'skills' is like watching your nan trying to join TikTok.

Seriously, Google Amy Cuddy and her stupid power pose.

 

[jenny2603]

Did she collect some butterflies in a big net for this slop bowl?

The pumble caught them for her.

 

[GrannyOgg]

Do we know why Louisa broke up with her?

 

[kachoochoo]

ooh, did we see this? jack and harold are still friends!

 

[Django]

It’s even worse than that, she evenbought a very weak and terminally disabled kitten for SM clout and very showily named it after Louisa’s dog. Did this just after the break up with LJC. Posted constantly about how the kitten was healing her broken heart and when the poor creature began it’s inevitable decline, she still wouldn’t stop exploiting it on SM, until it inevitably died.

The awful thing is that Jack still has monetised videos of it on YouTube, I saw them earlier

 

[auntylil]

So along with One Day At a Time (Sweet Jesus) I've now also got this in my head.

Same! I defy anyone to sing When the Boat Comes In without attempting a Geordie accent!

Those breakfast bowls are gross, sorry to those who like them. I have to ask, what makes the liquid foamy? Please be gentle with your answers, I've just eaten.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Happy birthday Tattle. Let's hope Jack doesn't bake you a cake.

I don't know what you get up to in your spare time, but I have never been near or in her pumble. So I am good!

 

[Awful]

The new tattoo is obviously going to be nightmeat.

So a smol pack of just on the turn Irish Bangers with a big yellow price sticker saying “Feck”?

Night meat, with a stopwatch with the time Harold LEFT and the word family in italics

 

[jenny2603]

Do we know why Louisa broke up with her?

There's never been an explanation from either party but I think we could all hazard a decent guess. By Jack's own admission she would regularly sabotage LJC's social life by doing "a chaos" to force LJC to return home from any night out she was on. We all saw how she'd make snidey digs about Louisa on social media too, throw in disgusting food, childish behaviour, lingering honk, dirty cluttered living conditions and alcohol problems, you can see why- SHE LEFT.

 

[MooBelle]

She looks like Rigsby in Rising Damp.

Completely OT, but someone on another thread (I think it was celebrity gossip one) said that Ralph Fiennes is morphing into Leonard Rossiter and now that is all I can think about whenever Rigsby is mentioned.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Didn’t she say she uses PT on the daily? I can’t believe her forensic use of words here makes it sound like she doesn’t.
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I feel like someone should be doing height watch, and every time Jack mentions her not particularly short height, we should eat a pumble or something.

 

[Boogs]

Do we know why Louisa broke up with her?

I’m sure there is a very long list of reasons why.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She will get mum or some tit like that since all of a sudden she's trying to go for mum of the year.

Could it be possible that the Ex's didn't like the Tatts because they are shoddy and need tidying up. They are bland too. Many of my friends have sleeves but they are clear,concise and are full of colour.

 

[CocoCottesmore]

It’s even worse than that, she evenbought a very weak and terminally disabled kitten for SM clout and very showily named it after Louisa’s dog. Did this just after the break up with LJC. Posted constantly about how the kitten was healing her broken heart and when the poor creature began it’s inevitable decline, she still wouldn’t stop exploiting it on SM, until it inevitably died.

I've seen the kitten stuff on the wiki but hadn't made that connection to LJC. That's really bleeping (sorry!) grim

 

[MancBee]

Do we know why Louisa broke up with her?

How do you want the list, chronological or alphabetical?

 

[auntylil]

How could I forget that banger? The lyrics are very on brand for Jack too.

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She bleeping hates me
trust
she bleeping hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
after that tit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

[Chorus]

that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she
now it's over and I'm glad
'cause I'm a fool for all I've said

[Chorus]

la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
and she tore my feelings like I had none
she bleeping hates me

This is on our playlist, even though we're ancient, and I just have to sing it at the top of my voice!

@MrsPeel that's so sad I hope its mention hasn't upset you. Your mum must have been an incredibly strong woman who loved her kids very much, to be able to hide that from them.

 

[Boogs]

Completely OT, but someone on another thread (I think it was celebrity gossip one) said that Ralph Fiennes is morphing into Leonard Rossiter and now that is all I can think about whenever Rigsby is mentioned.

Staying completely OT the same thread had me looking up keeping up appearances following posts about Mrs Buckets love life and the very nervous next door neighbour used to be married to Leonard Rossiter. I hate that I know this fact because useless information stays in my head forever when I can’t remember what I went into the kitchen for.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Just watched the second video. Why does she look so sinister? She's setting off a primal part of my brain that I call the 'serial killer klaxon'.

This Grid of Jack Terror shows Jack looking as though she's poisoned someone's pumble.

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Those photos are definitely like the bit on the Netflix documentary where there’s a freeze frame and the voiceover goes “so I got away with it all”.
(Then it cuts to Nigella sitting down, getting her mic set up and clearing her throat )

 

[Orphan_Black]

She has an answer for everything. Accusing her ex of homophobia and criticising her appearance and style is not dissing, actually, because they're friends.

Why would you even want to stay friends with a bigot, Jack?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I think L LEFT because she is too demanding, too needy and desperate. The same reason as OH. She sounds bloody hard work to be a partner off. Relationships especially at the start are supposed to be about the fun!