Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses

[Amanda Lin]

That! That’s it exactly! You’d do that if you really felt the need to over share and then find it at the bottom of the Lego box! And Yeppers we are all fabulosie


Ah ha ha ha ha ha to deal with the fame hey girl I was on Come Dine With Me, now that’s chuffin high pressure fame. Can you imagine every time there’s a re run and I’m waiting for the number 56 ….

Jane?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Why friend cringe?
Unruly minge

(Sorry. I will leave the thread now and only return when I'm in a more sensible mood)

I’ve lost it at Makka Pakka saying minge

 

[kachoochoo]

 

[MancBee]

Speaking of bonkers, does Jack still have not-Covid?

What? That "thing" that's going round that's like Covid but isn't?

No, that was something she shared with OH. He took it with him. The homophobic, tattoophobic bastard.

 

[Ostapbender]

What? That "thing" that's going round that's like Covid but isn't?

Jack tomorrow

 

[Mrs Peel]

I had a man here earlier (calm down everyone) doing a bit of painting, and I was actually unable to speak to him about what needed doing because I was reading the Georgia Church Suppers extravaganza. In the midst of my howling (with my high strung terrier howling along) I was able to gesture at a wall. And that was about it.

When I finally caught my breath I was going to try and explain why I was in hysterics, but I need him to come back and finish the job tomorrow.

 

[Missmopps]

Just watched the second video. Why does she look so sinister? She's setting off a primal part of my brain that I call the 'serial killer klaxon'.

This Grid of Jack Terror shows Jack looking as though she's poisoned someone's pumble.

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Is that the puddle’s muddy Burberry scarf?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Jack's new tats.
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I would not have the courage to let my unruly nips stare like a pair of shark eyes at the camera for all the world to see.

This is another shot from her grey vest 'before' photo session isn't it? She looks fine. In the 'before' shot she's deliberately caught the light to cast shadows under her eyes, and is hunching/leaning in to the camera so her top looks loose and the light catches her collar bones . Burglar Bill all over again.

 

[Ostapbender]

I love it when someone asks for an update and people start listing the things that have happened recently. It’s then when you can truly appreciate just how bonkers the world of Jack is.

Did anyone mention when the police popped over because someone* called in a welfare check? Jack said it was very kind but then called it morally wrong. Honestly, I don't know what to believe
*Harold?

 

[Orphan_Black]

The homophobic, tattoophobic bastard.

End of thread fun, we'll go halves on the profits, 5k each Mancy-B! Toot Toot!

 

[Smeghead]

Did anyone mention when the police popped over because someone* called in a welfare check? Jack said it was very kind but then called it morally wrong. Honestly, I don't know what to believe
*Harold?

What about Big Dave and the Cannon firing incident?

 

[Pocahontas]

One thread at a time (OTAAT):

Jack Monroe #340 Not a professional account

Congratulations to @Ostapbender for the thread title. Your prize is a small, but meaningful tattoo (catch: it must be of one of Jack’s drawings). Words by a squig who had a pretty good point. https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-339-david-attenborough-lied-about-walruses.31560/post-10692475...

tattle.life

 

[Ostapbender]

What about Big Dave and the Cannon firing incident?

That was good. For anyone who just stumbled on the page, that was when Jack Monroe, author of Cooking on a Bootstrap, attended a Jubilee parade and posted a photo of herself sat on a massive WWII artillery gun, which she said her Communist father Dave Hadjicostas MBE then fired down the street before leading the street in a chorus of God Save The Queen. BTW, firing the gun was illegal, but it's made up so it's fine