The Kettle is NOT on, and there will be no cake, squig.
She sees Scotland as the little pond in which she can be the big fish. In the freezer.
She sees Scotland as the little pond in which she can be the big fish. In the freezer.
Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read
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Oh Christ, those 'mon up, kettles oan fucks can get in the bin too. Gonks everywhere.
This is the only cake she’s getting in Scotland.
The last time she visited Scotland, she didn't bother to wash or put on clean clothes!
They are the most middle class photos I have ever seen
Not really different to any other day in the Monroe house though....
She’s not middle class Grifty pal, she sometimes walked to school
Posted 5/7. I hope someone's heard from them since
There's a guy who crops up on Twitter who is the biggest offender for the kettle being oan at every opportunity, and I found out the other day he moved to Scotland about three years ago? Welcoming people to Scotland on Twitter is 100% his day job and it makes me feel like my teeth are going to fall out.
Obviously everyone is welcome here (not you, Jack), but don't be a melt about it. We're not weaving tartan in the bloomin' heather as our kilted husbands hunt haggis and Sassenachs ffs.
She's like a medieval doom crier, reminding everyone of the horrors to come. "Waste salad..." *rings bell*... "blend your waste salad..."
Wow! Scotland says duck off Jack.
'Meat, meat, bring out the Night Meat, come and gaze your eyes over the Night Meat if you require feasting'.
Ugh. I'm very Scottish....but I loathe the Professional Scot.
Everywhere has its charms.. some bits of Scotland are horrid. I've been to England and it was great
Everywhere has its charms.. some bits of Scotland are horrid. I've been to England and it was great
Didn't she take the fancy overnight sleeper train to Scotland? That must be why she hasn't ventured to Wales yet.
*Please please please GWR, continue to be absolutely crappy.
*Please please please GWR, continue to be absolutely crappy.
That's just killed me off, you've outdone yourself, Osty B. Medieval chapeau.
I think the poor squig must be confused - Michelle Obama talked about going high, not GETTING high. You'd have to be smoking some serious tit to think that Jack is in any way comparable to Michelle Obama!
When I wake up, there will be a new thread and all this will have been just another NightMeatMare
Pah, if Our Glorious Pumble makes it to Scotland I’ll be there with Ardbeg and hope it knocks her the duck out before she so much as sights a scrap of tartan.
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