Can picture exactly what they'd look like too -She'd be erecting statues of herself first up.
Please, please, please, did Jack transcribe Boris' speech in real time by hand.
To say nothing of all those broken engagements. There's Johnson onto his third marriage and poor Jack can't get anyone up the aisle.Jack must identify with the 'miserably contemplates catastrophically fucking up' the one thing she wanted most in the world as she looks back at the dismal wreckage of Daily Kitchen Live. Or indeed most of her career opportunities.
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Plus wishing him underwear two sizes too small. We all remember her baggy greying monstrositiesTo say nothing of all those broken engagements. There's Johnson onto his third marriage and poor Jack can't get anyone up the aisle.
I dunno why, but Jack in a cape always gives me Waynetta Slob in that sketch where she won the lottery vibes. I think it’s because she looks so grimy but thinks she looks so fancy. Delusional.Can picture exactly what they'd look like too -
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She's a fine one to be criticising Boris' statement for its insincerity. Old Me-rail Monroe, who can't devote more than a sentence to a serious topic before talking endlessly about herself every time.
I used to take Night Nurse to help me sleep when my husband died. Three years of 24 hours caring for him really jiggered up my sleeping patterns. It did work, I can't lie but I wouldn't take it again.
Ffs. JACK PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES AND FILE YOUR ACCOUNTS. I’m sure you’ve got it all nearly, softly, gently filed away in one of your lever arch folders !!!I’m behind because of work and spending every spare second watching the news but just came over to sweetly say that I don’t think Jack has any right whatsoever to comment on politics when she can’t declare her tax…
Just my opinion but as it stands I WONT wait with baited breadth to see those accounts she supposedly filed a few weeks ago…
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Hey American Jack...
Oh come on Jack, the whole thing was awesome and hilarious, including those cabinet members who went, well you know yesterday I said yes, I've been having a bIt of a think, and chatted it over with my oh, and, sorry but...
I did not know T is a "forever home". Makes sense, of course, just hadn't thought it through. So interesting about the changes to who he looks like. Genes are amazing
I thought the squirrel thing, where she called them 'pleb bunnies' was from a spoof article?Swinson is a cunt too, she shot red squirrels with a group of obnoxious pricks and there was a small child in the party.
Codeine gives me headaches and hallucinations. The best pain relief I've ever had was gas and air when giving birth. I'd have one of those installed above my bed if I could.Can’t take night nurse, as it makes me sleep for over 24 hours with lurid dreams
Cheers, son's crying. Nice one @Valiofthedolls, going to have to remove Ryan from my laminated list now.Totally off topic and as a palate cleanser from Jack nonsense if you will. Has anyone seen the pics of Ryan Gosling as Ken in the upcoming Barbie film?He looks like he should be in Steps!
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What has happened to Jack in that photo? Where's her pointy, pixie like chin, high cheekbones and pouty full lips? Did the Guardian filter them out?Can picture exactly what they'd look like too -
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She's a fine one to be criticising Boris' statement for its insincerity. Old Me-rail Monroe, who can't devote more than a sentence to a serious topic before talking endlessly about herself every time.
Well that's an achievement given the options of entities she has.....Political Jack is probably the thickest thick as pigshit Jack there is.
He looks like HTotally off topic and as a palate cleanser from Jack nonsense if you will. Has anyone seen the pics of Ryan Gosling as Ken in the upcoming Barbie film?He looks like he should be in Steps!
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Jack Monroe, always theTo say nothing of all those broken engagements. There's Johnson onto his third marriage and poor Jack can't get anyone up the aisle.
I once took in a mama cat with her six newborn babies for three months, just until they were old enough for the local shelter to rehome. Mama cat was the sweetest cat ever, clingy even, but I swear the sixoffsprings of Satankittens cost me what little sanity I had.
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