Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read

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Would it be cruel to say 'May Jack always stub her toe on a pumble and fall face first in a bag of tit'? My heart goes out to Iqbal ❤
 
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But we got receipts 👋🧾
Oh there's that word. Before I got all growed up - and much to the amusement of my family - I used to pronounce that word the way it was spelt = receepts. And recipe rhymed with ripe.

I like to think that's how Jack still pronounces those words. ☺
 
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We all know that Jack messes with her pics (my profile pic and the sherbet dibdab ones are the worst IMO) but you don’t realise exactly how much until you see a pic of her ‘in the wild’. My favourite is probably the telegraph one where she looks like Richard Hammond 😂
I like the one where she looks like Chesney off Corry.
 
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Would it be cruel to say 'May Jack always stub her toe on a pumble and fall face first in a bag of tit'? My heart goes out to Iqbal ❤
I'm sorry but I huv tae know, who is Iqbal and what's the back story here?! The wiki has unfortunately failed me this time.

(Also BIB.. what does BIB mean?)

Also duck off Jack, you know duck all about Scottish politics (or any politics for that matter) and you'll do more harm than good if you attempt to "campaign" for Indy.
 
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I'm sorry but I huv tae know, who is Iqbal and what's the back story here?! The wiki has unfortunately failed me this time.

(Also BIB.. what does BIB mean?)

Also duck off Jack, you know duck all about Scottish politics (or any politics for that matter) and you'll do more harm than good if you attempt to "campaign" for Indy.
BIB means Bit in Bold = the way someone highlights something when quoting.
 
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I'm sorry but I huv tae know, who is Iqbal and what's the back story here?! The wiki has unfortunately failed me this time.

(Also BIB.. what does BIB mean?)

Also duck off Jack, you know duck all about Scottish politics (or any politics for that matter) and you'll do more harm than good if you attempt to "campaign" for Indy.
BIB is bit in Bold.

The Southend echo has articles about Jack from this year or last year and comments are enabled. There are some from a person claiming Jack used to rent a home from a landlord called Iqbal. Apparently she trashed the house, didn't pay the rent and left bags of tit everywhere. I'm never quite sure if it's true or not but the more I see of Jack, the more I could believe it.
 
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I'm sorry but I huv tae know, who is Iqbal and what's the back story here?! The wiki has unfortunately failed me this time.

(Also BIB.. what does BIB mean?)

Also duck off Jack, you know duck all about Scottish politics (or any politics for that matter) and you'll do more harm than good if you attempt to "campaign" for Indy.
The Iqbal tale of woe is explained here and in a few of the poosts thst follow- on the following page are snippets of the “key complaints” too


While searching for it, I also came across this by Jenny numbers and I am 🦉 🍾 ⚰ all over again

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ETA is there any way we can have this as a thread title?! Pretty please Yel and Poca? 😬
 
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The Iqbal tale of woe is explained here and in a few of the poosts thst follow- on the following page are snippets of the “key complaints” too


While searching for it, I also came across this by Jenny numbers and I am 🦉 🍾 ⚰ all over again

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Can someone cleverer than I add Iqbal to the Wiki?

Justice for Iqbal! :poop: 🛍
 
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I'm going to age myself here, but at 12-13 I was listening to the Pistols, Buzzcocks, The Damned etc, out with my friends every night after school, going to the local youth club, getting the bus all over the place, smoking, occasionally having a can, going 'up town' every weekend, and generally having a good old time. If my Mum had tried to put me on the naughty step I would probably have laughed.

*I turned out okay by the way :)

*If I'd been put on a 'naughty step' things may have turned out differently...
Same babe x
 
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Can someone cleverer than I add Iqbal to the Wiki?

Justice for Iqbal! :poop: 🛍
Also, can we please have a Canal Teemill Slogan T-Shirt campaign for charidee?! Design by @Brian Butterfield as below.

Send copyrightos, cashos and fawning praiseos to BB, and send polycotton blendos to the entire canal!


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*I will buy two. One for me, one for my OH. Cos unlike the SH1TTER, I (still) have one.
 
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So she looks like Richard Hammond, Chesney from Coronation Street, Daniella Westbrook…

Anyone else? Oh yes Ruby Rose 😂

i had no idea your pic was jack 🤣
To be fair her own parents probably couldn’t identify her from that pic.
 
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It's so obvious he doesn't live there. She's like the awkward child free relative at a family gathering, who goes back to work and bigs up their time spent with 'the littles'

My sister's kids are still very little, one almost 4, the other almost 18 months, and as much as I love them, knowing what to do with them is another matter entirely. They're so different from my daughter at that age. I know exactly what she'd say to me if tried any of that naughty step nonsense anyway. Let's just say it's not polite! She never put up with it as a toddler - I was *that* parent removing a red faced screaming until it was sick angry creature by the back of their coat, whilst they flailed in all directions, because it was time to leave playgroup.
Same babe x one of the most awful moments of my life was putting my (now glorious adult daughter) back in her pushchair after getting her out to try on a coat. Just under 2, just before Christmas. She was livid and screamed herself purple for the next 2 hours, the shops were full of lovely people making helpful suggestions like she might need feeding, or her nappy changed. Nope, fed and clean, just very very angry. I still sweat with shame remembering that day.
It was a beautiful coat, I bought it and she still wore it as a jacket aged 5. X
 
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Can someone cleverer than I add Iqbal to the Wiki?

Justice for Iqbal! :poop: 🛍
I’ve been working on a mock-up vest for us fraus in hotter climes, or who want to create their own “oh gosh just how could that have happened” nip slippage

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ETA And as a frau who’s fully supportive of nip slip for all…

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