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I'm saying this as a prescription medication using Frau - both Day and Night Nurse are serious business not to be messed with, even if you're sober as a judge you won't be for long on those things!
Baby animals are hardcore. I looked after a friends kitten for a long weekend and it was pure hell. The little fucker darling spent the weekend playing parkour, crapping in my plant pots, abseiling down my curtains, waking me up with his claws etc. Then to top it all off he left me with a thank you gift of ringworm. I love cats and dogs but have no wish at all to have a kitten or puppy no matter how cute they may be. There is no way on this planet that lazy arse is coping with a puppy.
I used to take Night Nurse to help me sleep when my husband died. Three years of 24 hours caring for him really jiggered up my sleeping patterns. It did work, I can't lie but I wouldn't take it again.
I'm saying this as a prescription medication using Frau - both Day and Night Nurse are serious business not to be messed with, even if you're sober as a judge you won't be for long on those things!
You'd think, but the elevenerife gene won't let her! Everything is severe, the worst ever. No common garden cold for our Jack! It's probably a rare tropical disease or something
know what you’re right, Wales is one of the relatively few countries in the Western Hemisphere that she hasn’t insulted with her basic, reductive opinions. Looking forward (not) to her take on cawl: “You can substitute yellow sticker ham for the lamb. It’s basically the same thing.”
LOL can you imagine Jack facing the opposition at PMQs or being grilled by Sophie Rayworth or visiting Zelensky or getting a briefing from MI5.
There'd be shitting dog shaking, following by wild deflection, excuses, tall tales and finally "This is all really damaging my mental health, please leave me alone, I'M EXHAUSTED!" followed by a flounce off for a piss and a sandwich.
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