There’s a real gap in the market for crime novelsI know it is a minor point amongst her bollocks - but in her list of prospective books she wants to foist upon the general public she includes 'a series of trashy crime novels'. The arrogance and snobbery is off the scale.
People aren’t rattled, Jack, it’s just embarrassingly shit.
I don't know much about the AA but is one of the steps more self awareness/honesty with self? Hence the crass 'I was a bit spiky' 'I need to take a minute' etc. She is so many different people it hurts x
She’s a proper Job’s comforter type isn’t she?I'm rattled by her almost-sociopathic glee in misfortune and trauma.
Did anyone manage to get through that badly overwritten bollocks? It really sucks of Jack having to meet a word quotaThe Hunger Names. Who called it? Not in remotely bad taste.
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She's copying from her child's citizenship homework. Keep an eye out for her hot take on The Chartists and Tom PayneWhere does she get the energy to just LIE so much?
I can guarantee that no food writer/chef (lol)/ cook in the history of the universe has ever written about their own "remarkable alchemy". That's one way of describing a pumble, I guess.
And I'm just agog at "given Royal Assent by the Queen herself". What would the squiggles do without these searing political insights?
Whoever this squig is, they are a BOSS.
She's one of those people who have everything pre-prepared to nonchalantly pull out of their arse, as if, oh, I just thought this up...So she's in her lovely big garden with her new puppy, throwing a hamburger plushie for the dog, and she literally can't be content in that moment, she has to be tweeting furious diatribes at strangers on twitter. It's tragic to witness.
This is the thing. Everyone knows poverty is awful. From the most right wing, free market Thatcherite to the most dyed in the wool communist. Jack's endless death wank adds nothing to the debate.I'm rattled by her almost-sociopathic glee in misfortune and trauma. I also have plenty of books about poverty and the way it is deliberately constructed and maintained. They are well-written books though, by people who aren't spitefully fucked up.
Why are there only ever dregs in her fridge? I beg, for once just cook something on the same day of your performative £20 shop, so a recipe can start with 'bung a bunch of fresh veg into a cold pan and drizzle with oil'.
She can only afford one apostrophe. You wouldn't understand, as you are not POOR.Why does David Cameron get an apostrophe, but not George Osborne, Theresa May, or Iain Duncan Smith?
She clearly understands the concept of the possessive apostrophe. Does she think this is quirky and fun, like thankyou?
Oh, Golden Age British crime fiction is a joy. Also some of the stuff written during WW2, such an insight into what the war was like for people on the home front. But that was a totally different era and I see it in a very different light to today's 'cosy crime' genre, which makes me faintly nauseous.I won't read anything with a pastel cover or which is termed chick lit. It offends my retinas. Golden age crime for me.... I do race through the written versions of Midsomer style crime but they are a distraction with tea and toast .
Death wank, strap on beak, nightmeat......she's a fucking cenobite!This is the thing. Everyone knows poverty is awful. From the most right wing, free market Thatcherite to the most dyed in the wool communist. Jack's endless death wank adds nothing to the debate.
It's PLR charts Jack... No idea what charts you're referring to!
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