Sorry, I am way behind again, I am dog sitting and clearly spending far more time with this little doggy than Jack is with hers.
We are waiting to be informed…we are not even sure the accountant or the editor have been. What we DO know is, Jack is thirsty af, isn’t wearing a bra, is doing her admin from her hammock, has an arthritic flare up, only buys grated cheese, has written another list, couldn’t make it to the supermarket on Saturday (except for yellow sticker flowers and night meat), has taken loads of old meat, offal and fish out of the freezer and has loads of ideas for them but wants yours…hope this helps pal
Rare pumble pelt
The sky is always blue in jack world #facetune
And the sofa. Dont forget the sofa with springs that go up the arse
Bit of luck the skip lives out the front
Next to the piss stained mattress
I used to have a
Was around the time of the poor kitten and I tweeted someone (so not even JM directly) about the fact she’d made a tribute video that she’d monetised
She has a trolley on wheels, sent to her agent by a kind fan, only ever seen in the wild when SB was pictured dragging it through some shrubbery.
A while back my FIL took us for a walk somewhere were he used to take mr too many as a child and he marvelled that a house that edges on to the woodland still had many abandoned cars still sitting. He said that was like that back in the day. That's how I imagine her garden full of absolute crap!
Jack claimed she goes on regular mercy dashes to supermarkets late at night to “rescue “ their yellow sticker meats. She does it to save the meat from sad times in a skip.
Jack declared that she goes to her local Tesco Express every evening to save the unwanted yellow label meat.
Especially if it was found lying in a puddle.
