Jack Monroe #334 Wafting around Asda like a Smartprice Ghost

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I live literally 3 minutes walk from a Tesco and I am very tempted to go and peruse the nightmeat before it shuts.
Quick, get in there before the poors do. Fill your freezer.
 
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The narc ex friend I've spoken about here a couple times used to do exactly the same! Big ol' attention seeking flounce, but couldn't bear the lack of attention (and not being able to keep an eye on people) that being off FB would mean šŸ˜‚. Shot himself in the foot when he unfriended me from everything in a narc rage one day, and I wouldn't accept his requests back. I'd been desperate to get him off my social media for ages but couldn't bring myself to do it and spark the rage šŸ˜¬. I was chuffed he did it in the end. Such is the pain in the arse that is handling a narc...
Chapeau for doing that. I politely set boundaries with mine because of their strange controlling behaviour, at which they had a massive tantrum and split the friendship group up. People like that are really a bit pathetic if they feel their little bit of power slipping away šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
Jack would never do anything like that, of course #Kind
 
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I donā€™t believe Jack has ever bought any nightmeat or rescued any meat of any kind past 6pm. There, I said it.
 
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I live literally 3 minutes walk from a Tesco and I am very tempted to go and peruse the nightmeat before it shuts.
Me too. However, I am stuck in my hammock so shan't.

Plus, obviously I have done today's Ā£20 shop. It will have to be in tomorrow's.
 
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I live literally 3 minutes walk from a Tesco and I am very tempted to go and peruse the nightmeat before it shuts.
Babe, same x.

Once got a gammon (uncooked, 400g) for 59p. Often get a Holland's meat pie for 12p if you wait till 2230.
 
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Babe, same x.

Once got a gammon (uncooked, 400g) for 59p. Often get a Holland's meat pie for 12p if you wait till 2230.
Tbh me and the OH (I have an OH etc) usually just go and buy the posh cookies for 10p at 10:55.
 
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Jack declared that she goes to her local Tesco Express every evening to save the unwanted yellow label meat.
Iā€™m waiting for someone to nominate her for an MBE myself
Funnily enough, this also doesnā€™t form part of the Ā£20 weekly (top up) shop, along with toiletries, laundry and cleaning products
 
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Over 100 #nightmeat tags on IG, some er, interesting things šŸ˜¬. Also found a company called Iqbal Bags, not sure I want to buy them šŸ˜‚
 
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I know a girl who
Reminds me of Cher
She's always changing
The colour of her hair
But she don't use nothing
You buy at the store
She likes her hair to
Be real orange
She uses taaaaangeriiiiines

The best thing about that song is how hard he tries to rhyme ā€œstoreā€ with ā€œorangeā€. Doesnā€™t make a bad job of it, to be fair.
 
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