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Painting Mom's garden
Onion chopping song
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Jack, you help people so much. Please prioritise these
Hope the dog shits in her bag that's useful for keeping stuff in.
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Painting Mom's garden
Onion chopping song
Comic filter security
Jack, you help people so much. Please prioritise these
Hope the dog shits in her bag that's useful for keeping stuff in.
I can't even remember where half of it originates from
like, was swamp thing a recipe or a threat from the bathroom?
there'll be the evidence somewhere in these threads
Mine was the Militant Boiled Eggs but got tired of waiting and bought a wee egg cooker instead. Don't you worry Jack, we know you're busy with the political prisoners
Jack's awake
"I don't understand it, we were so happy!"
I don't understand why Jack would need to lock a door to keep a cat out, when closing the door would suffice - unless Coops has those velociraptor claws like the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park
"I don't understand it, we were so happy!"
I don't understand why Jack would need to lock a door to keep a cat out, when closing the door would suffice - unless Coops has those velociraptor claws like the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park
@kachoochoo - broccoli breakfast pasta! Pythagoras every day reason!Eh? What about....
Painting Mom's garden
Onion chopping song
Comic filter security
Jack, you help people so much. Please prioritise these
Hope the dog shits in her bag that's useful for keeping stuff in.
(sorry if I missed them somewhere on the gigantinormous list)
added the broccoli breakfast pasta, pythagoras is in there somewhere
wtf is she on about now?
also, she's yet again retweeted the sober pics
I wonder what Jack pitching a show actually entails. I like to imagine a cigar chomping mogul saying "what ya got for me, kid?" as Jack pulls the ol' shitting dog routine in his office but it's probably just increasingly unhinged voicemails she's left for LJC.
If I didn't know better, I'd swear you'd added some random entries just to mess with us. Gold rush Xmas presents? Make turnips not taste like turnips? Swamp thing?I know I've fuelled things by posting questioning squigs, but I also fully believe that the grift isn't going to end any time soon and it'll take something seismic for people to call her out completely
I've not posted it in a while, so for new fraus and anyone who's ended up here from twitter, here's jack's to do list, updated to include soup for bed
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£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
3 recipes per week in 2022
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossyGQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
another walk in a restricted mod area
apple and pear crumble with brown sugar
austerity book
base system going in next book
BBC show
best value vegetables for squig
big press photo shoots
big work
black bean brownies recipe
black bean recipes from poll
black pudding pastitsio
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravanconfirmed never arrived 17.2.22 by rcc twitter
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper
bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls
brioche, mincemeat and camembert wreath
broccoli, creamy cannellini beans and fish
Camp Kitchen from the shed
cannelini bacon and pork belly pie
carrot cake baked oats
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
chicken nuggets with black pudding crumb
chocolate and prune oats
Christmas condiment
Christmas leftovers caesar salad - nov 2022
cinnamon granola recipe
coconut oil etc mouthwash quantities
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
comparison of 2021 £20 shop to 2022 £20 shop
compiling list of independent food banks
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
cooking for one book
crispy fish recipe
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
dealing with paying taxes
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate
dig out microwave and kettle recipes
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
dyeing all clothes black
easy care for cutlery
email household management book to agent
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
food truck of joy
gailymail
goat kleftiko
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
huge depop or Ebay sale
hummus price increase reason
hybrid cassoulet
ideas for pumpkin flesh
inbox zero by bedtime every day
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
jubilee trifle recipes
kidney bean, black bean and coconut soup
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
leftover cranberry sauce recipe
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
line by line spring budget takedown
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
make turnips not taste like turnips
maple syrup story
mashed potato secret
meal planners on website
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mincemeat recipe
mole
monopoly for charity with martin lewis
more cabbage
moving house
mushroom drying
mushroom butter
New Thing
newspaper campaign
no- and low-fuel cooking
no waste cook book (on twitter for world earth day)
nutrition degree
onion chopping song
open the space squig box
Other Plans for cabbage
ouchy mouth recipes
painstakingly coated menu for week under £20
pastry recipe
patreon update
peasants pudding rec
picture of tree postcards
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
redoing dinner to get better light
report for work and pensions committee
repotting spider plants from a friend
reshooting beach pottery in daylight
rooting out Amazon from website
running around in heels with a Tall Man
running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sardine tin print
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient
selling books on website again
send squig mandarin carrot recipe
sending maple syrup tin to fan
serious work
serving libel papers to fox/daubney/anderson
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker recipes, maybe for depher
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something about how money buys time
something else Jack'll remember sometime
soup for bed recipe
split peas and cooking bacon
squigs pick eyeshadow looks
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
t shirts with offensive slogan
t shirt profits to trussell trust updates
teemill profits
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tiktok
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done
train video for squig
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan crackling
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with Linda
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
Vimes Boots Price Index - due mid February 2022
visit Poland
weekly routine
write about diva pdf experience
write about sobriety
writing a thing about tories and 30p meals
zero waste curry falafels
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Thankfully these particular whims of Jack's have been erased from my brain.
“Funnily enough” Jack, the reason they didn’t go for your pitch was because you don’t really have a “Less caviar and more Corner Shop Cook-Off” vibe.
You give off more of a “Less competent and more Inedible Slop, Cock Off” aesthetic.
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I think the best bit about all of this is that she won't cause a big bang if any of this gets called out properly.
N
o one outside of the canal would care if she disappeared from public life. No big newspaper is going to do an expose because despite her half a million followers not enough people care.
And that will be eating away at jack who is desperate for attention. It's why she asks the press to stay away as if she has the paps constantly stationed outside her two storey bungalow.
N
o one outside of the canal would care if she disappeared from public life. No big newspaper is going to do an expose because despite her half a million followers not enough people care.
And that will be eating away at jack who is desperate for attention. It's why she asks the press to stay away as if she has the paps constantly stationed outside her two storey bungalow.
Jack, you stupid bint, if any pollen from the lilies gets on you then gets on the cat, it could kill him. Don’t expose your cat to lilies. It’s not worth the risk.
Left: Canal shock and awe the first time she tweeted the Burglar Bill before and after pics and the “life beyond her wildest dreams”
Right: Canal after the third(?!) time/retweet
ETA also, Jack, why do you need to keep a room of your house locked “unless you’re in it” when you live on your own? Is it because that’s where you’re keeping your hoarded secret store of tit-filled bags aka “the precious” like Gollum in LOTR? (Which would explain the fingernail situation).
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I would be astounded if Jack Monroe gets exposed for her fraud. Unlike similar online fraudsters with a fake backstory, Jack has been fully entrenched in the mainstream media from the word go; she is actually part of the mainstream media.
She will not be officially "exposed" unless the mainstream media choose to expose her. Which they won’t, because in order to do that, they would have to admit that at the very least they don't bother fact checking, or were knowingly publishing lies. And they were actually complicit in her fraud.
It would make them look so bad to admit they've been publishing a humongous falsehood for the past decade, and allowed that unqualified scammer to join their ranks and become one of them. A begging charlatan who has scammed hundreds of thousands of pounds of other people’s money as a result of the media publishing her lies, and endlessly promoting her as a credible campaigner.
The media won’t ever expose her because it would expose themselves as extremely untrustworthy.
Our only hope would be for something like GB News or Spiked to take a significant interest in her.
She will not be officially "exposed" unless the mainstream media choose to expose her. Which they won’t, because in order to do that, they would have to admit that at the very least they don't bother fact checking, or were knowingly publishing lies. And they were actually complicit in her fraud.
It would make them look so bad to admit they've been publishing a humongous falsehood for the past decade, and allowed that unqualified scammer to join their ranks and become one of them. A begging charlatan who has scammed hundreds of thousands of pounds of other people’s money as a result of the media publishing her lies, and endlessly promoting her as a credible campaigner.
The media won’t ever expose her because it would expose themselves as extremely untrustworthy.
Our only hope would be for something like GB News or Spiked to take a significant interest in her.
Why would her publisher come to her house? Is this normal in publishing circles (genuine question)? If an employer wanted to come to my house I’d be pretty alarmed. Is this to tell Jack how utterly delighted they are with her latest opus (unlikely but I suppose it’s possible - but we’ve seen the work in progress and it’s complete shite), or to tear a strip off her for turning in a substandard product (it should be this - but TBH unlikely - publishing these days seems to be full of posh girls doing very part-time jobs in which they feed the public what they think they deserve - which in this case, for some unfathomable reason, is Jack).Just rechecked and Monday it’s her accountant, her publisher and OH visiting. Tuesday is the call to HMRC. Don’t forget she’s baking to do for tomorrow and I wonder who the double Rose arch, complete with fake ivy, is to impress...‘He used to give me roses...’
I mean, she’s not exactly making them any money, is she,
I came here because of the dog. I was concerned when she purchased her, and nothing she has done since has made me feel any less worried. I know there are far more egregious things that she's done, but the thought of that poor puppy makes me really sad.
I see Jack is doing the twitter equivalent of sticking her fingers in her ears and shouting 'LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU'.
twit.
Posting from a couple of pages back.
So my origin story is super boring: I used to follow Jack, thought she was doing something helpful with her recipes. Was going to buy her books but was saved by my own laziness. Had never noticed all the tit she got up to. Her tendency to delete tweets meant I never saw the nastiness/lies/contradictions. It was only when I by chance caught a live chaos (gingerbread/"single parent"/JKR) and saw the foodbank tweeter mention the teemill mess that I googled and found Tattle.
Can't vouch for how many others have been brought into the daylight the same way. But I hope there are and will be more.
Edit: I only cooked one of her recipes, the Car-brie-nara or whatever it was. Terrible.
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Scenes from a dinner party featuring solid food earlier this evening. Harold was talking to the mutual friends about why he feels such a weight has been lifted from him since he LEFT. Wise mate Jamie weighs in.
If I bought myself flowers I wouldn’t keep them in a locked room.
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