Honestly though, they're so vehement against any 'attack' on their noble Saint Jackie. It's bloody bonkers. They are vile with it as well.
And she loves it. Just, ergh. Get help, Squigs.
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And she loves it. Just, ergh. Get help, Squigs.
ETA. yellow squig is not one of the ones who often criticises Jack on Twitter, as far as I can see they’ve never said anything negative about Jack before.
They seem to be a disillusioned fan. They may join us.
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Didn't she claim to have filed her accounts last week when she also made a dental appointment and other regular things that she wanted congratulations for? It's all so exhausting and pathetic.
Another tricksy answer to the polite dissenter there by telling her she hasn't gotten ANY new donations from her latest sadfishing escapades, (just the 700ish from before)
Another tricksy answer to the polite dissenter there by telling her she hasn't gotten ANY new donations from her latest sadfishing escapades, (just the 700ish from before)
Spaniel friend.
Look at me on Independance Day!
Who takes soup to bed??
Nah, it's gone 1am now, she'll be slurping up her noodles.
Surely you’ve all heard of bed soup...heathens! Keep it in the slow cooker next to the bed for cheeky, nocturnal guzzling. Remember to brush your teeth afterwards, kids. 
Let me guess: After the accountant and HMRC and the resulting, inevitable return to The Destitution the rattle will be strong. Buckle up squigs and have cashos at the ready.
Let me guess: After the accountant and HMRC and the resulting, inevitable return to The Destitution the rattle will be strong. Buckle up squigs and have cashos at the ready.
I'm sure, in a prior tweet, that she said she had paid her tax and didn't owe anything.Didn't she claim to have filed her accounts last week when she also made a dental appointment and other regular things that she wanted congratulations for? It's all so exhausting and pathetic.
Another tricksy answer to the polite dissenter there by telling her she hasn't gotten ANY new donations from her latest sadfishing escapades, (just the 700ish from before)
Speak for yourself, Squig. What a cheek.
Can't edit so...I'm sure, in a prior tweet, that she said she had paid her tax and didn't owe anything.
Speak for yourself, Squig. What a cheek.
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I'm sure, in a prior tweet, that she said she had paid her tax and didn't owe anything.
Speak for yourself, Squig. What a cheek.
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Below: Scene from the crappy bungalow as the above was typed and sent out into the late night Twittersphere by one of her adoring fans who’s so grateful for all she does.
ETA send sock accountos (for stupid language mangling obvious cuntos)
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Are those lillies in the back of the bouquet? Just a couple of pieces of pollen are lethal to cats. bleeping hell. I'd personally never have them in my house and take the risk but when has animal welfare been a priority for you huh!!!
Spaniel Friend is fast becoming my fantasy thread visitor 
I wonder how long it'll be before they do turn up? Can't see their friendship lasting tbhSpaniel Friend is fast becoming my fantasy thread visitor
Well, that’s my living room decorative word/quote display sorted for the next decade. Now to ponder the font choice… decisions, decisions
We had Yoda, Sartre and Oprah… now enjoy Jack Monroe
Just wondering; if she feeds accountant, agent and ex, baked goods without washing her grubby paws and they die of food poisoning would that increase her level of fame or just notoriety?
Thoughts over last night.
1. Smug gif sent to squig regarding bagging Monroes was ick-inducing. Likelihood of Jack ever having bagged a Monroe: 0.
2. She thinks that tweeting about her medication and MH struggles is helping others. Far from it hun. It is a damaging, false stereotype she is presenting. She’s trying to do a Dr Alex George #postyourpill type thing and failing miserably. Not quite on a par with Louise Thompson, but getting there.
3. As said upthread she wriggled out of the patreon question. Sneaky behaviour. She can’t ever just say, “those patreons are my support system, I thank every day for them” can she?
4. Her tweeting and actions (if they are true) over the last week or so do not reflect what a person with a new puppy would be doing. Every second would revolve around making sure that puppy is happy, getting toilet trained, tired enough to sleep at night and definitely not planting toxic-to-dogs plants in the garden. Tunnel dog (still is tbh) took up every waking (and not sleeping) second for the summer holiday that we got her. My spider senses are v much tingling.
5. Even if Monday and Tuesday go catastrophically badly, we will get a “Taxes done- f you to the trolls”. No, f you Jack. And f your toxic wisteria.
1. Smug gif sent to squig regarding bagging Monroes was ick-inducing. Likelihood of Jack ever having bagged a Monroe: 0.
2. She thinks that tweeting about her medication and MH struggles is helping others. Far from it hun. It is a damaging, false stereotype she is presenting. She’s trying to do a Dr Alex George #postyourpill type thing and failing miserably. Not quite on a par with Louise Thompson, but getting there.
3. As said upthread she wriggled out of the patreon question. Sneaky behaviour. She can’t ever just say, “those patreons are my support system, I thank every day for them” can she?
4. Her tweeting and actions (if they are true) over the last week or so do not reflect what a person with a new puppy would be doing. Every second would revolve around making sure that puppy is happy, getting toilet trained, tired enough to sleep at night and definitely not planting toxic-to-dogs plants in the garden. Tunnel dog (still is tbh) took up every waking (and not sleeping) second for the summer holiday that we got her. My spider senses are v much tingling.
5. Even if Monday and Tuesday go catastrophically badly, we will get a “Taxes done- f you to the trolls”. No, f you Jack. And f your toxic wisteria.
Brambly mice now active in the garage, shredding her paperwork!
The paperwork that the burglars ransacked when they didn’t steal grandpappy’s sainted orange le creuset pan (twice)?
The paperwork that the burglars ransacked when they didn’t steal grandpappy’s sainted orange le creuset pan (twice)?
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