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Jack Monroe #333 Bootsnack crook
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Yeah. Sheās not exactly trying to be anonymous on it, is she!
There's a lady I sometimes buy things from on Vinted who probably does make an absolute mint - prices around Ā£20-25 per item, sometimes more. But, she's selling stuff from places like Seasalt, Boden etc. genuinely new with/without tags, so it ends up being good value when a new Seasalt dress can be Ā£50 or 60.
Ā£15 for a dress worn by the queen of lingering honk? Absolutely not.
Ā£15 for a dress worn by the queen of lingering honk? Absolutely not.
Itās like free advertising as well
roll up! Roll up!
Ripleys Believe It Or Not Museums will be bidding on that Monsoon dress and you'll see Kim Kardashian wearing it at the next Met Ball.
It sounds like the kind of thing you might want (I'm using the word in the loosest sense) to wear to an awards dinner - if you could be bothered to read the invitation in advance, that is.
All of them us.Thirty Four views on the red herring hahah.
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I've just noticed her saying that the length of the dress will be different depending on how tall you are.
Yes, this is how height works?
Nothing to do with anything, but a gazillion threads ago I mentioned somewhere on Tattle the similarity (on Twitter, at least) between Iain Lee and Jack's online antics (sadfishing, the grift, the timeline clean ups).
Iain Lee has been given a radio job, starts on Monday, IainDependance day.
The radio station?
Jack FM of course!
Iain Lee has been given a radio job, starts on Monday, IainDependance day.
The radio station?
Jack FM of course!
How does she imagine she's going to top up her forever home fund by selling shirts for Ā£6 on Vinted? Honestly, she's like a child.
When you sign up for Vinted theyāre like ādonāt use your real name, just pick something you likeā. But of course the ego queen uses her own name to entice the moronic squigs. Wonder how many lunatics will make a higher offer on now-defunct high street trash?
I'm not surprised both items needed dry cleaning after Jack wore them
You know what, fair play to Jack.
Satiny? Is that a word? My brain says no but maybe I should defer to the greatest wordsmith ever to pick up a pen.
Stored carefully eh? I knew it rang a bell........
Jack Monroe in Countryfile went as well as could be expected.
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I think youāll find she had lots of admiring comments about it. Particularly the three buttons on the cuff which add a casually smart detail.
One casual detail which is missing is the mention of charity donations. Of course that couldnāt have been a lie because she canāt tell lies but am I right in saying 50% would be going to charity??
Looool same, babe. Not the same but an adjacent oneI just watched that hilarious Hellman's video about the success of Jack's Insta lives. Amazing spin in action! It was particularly funny for me because šŗļø a million years ago I may or may not have worked for one of the ad agencies involvedand that video really sums up everything I hated about advertising, but fair play to them for proving that the old adage is wrong and you CAN polish a turd.
Anyway, I'd like to update this post https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-318-i-lie-for-a-living.30515/post-10071504 where I noted that Jack had at least 126 magnetic spice pots. We can now confirm that she has at least 135 (which, as they are sold in packs of 12, really means at least 144).
Top tip, Jack: if you want to buy a house someday, stop buying so much stuff constantly.
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The 5x slide gave me cringe flashbacks cos the morons mithering about fa at those places genuinely think thatās a 
moment, rather than the reality which it instantly makes anyone with a basic understanding ofā¦.numbersā¦ suspicious. 10 is 5 times 2, would you pay Ā£180k+ to have 10 ppl view your ad? And then call it a success? Eediots the lot of them x- Status