Her lingering honk brings all the boys in scrubs to the chard and they're like, do I smell lard? Damn right, you do smell lard I could teach you but I have to charge ![Woman dancing :dancer: đ](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f483.png)
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With apologies to the Gaelic language the first thing I read there was pumblebragâŚPumbleag (f) or pumblean (m) in Scottish Gaelic, depending on the gender of the small pumble.
Shame he didn't make it to Monroe, Georgia, which will someday be the site of a grand Cable meetup. @Jack_M will be in Tbilisi wondering where the rest of us are.If Jack still drank alcohol would she enjoy a glass of Chardonnay?
duck me sideways, poor Bob ended up in Monroeville
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Missing homing pigeon Bob found 4,000 miles away in Alabama
The bird was racing home to Gateshead but was found by a puzzled resident at his home in Alabama.www.bbc.com
I've only found seven.I think Iâve spotted, them all 7 definitely last one possibly
That's fairly sane, the word 'Pumble' keeps being whispered in my brain at inopportune moments - even weirder when you consider I've never heard it spoken in real lifeI'm singing 'it wasn't chard' to the tune of Shaggy's 'it wasn't me' and I blame every single one of you
I accidentally called my dog Pumble the other day. His name does begin with P but otherwise isnât similar, fortunately no one heard me.That's fairly sane, the word 'Pumble' keeps being whispered in my brain at inopportune moments - even weirder when you consider I've never heard it spoken in real life![]()
I want to reply charidee macdennis but it doesnât quite work. But itâs ok because - maverick-Charderee begins at home
Language student: "But I don't understand, what gender is a pumble? Does a pumble take he or she pronouns?"
Language teacher: *terrified eyes* "not important. just remember that if you see a pumble, call the pumble sir"
And people have the nerve to say that degrees in English Literature are no longer relevantBUT - what everybody has forgotten is that, in line with the first true monster story in English, is that there is something even scarier in the background.
The Pumble MĹdor.
And there is no noble Thegn Beowulf to save us all. Just the GnĂŚttScitanhwelp of Sudchercha, armed with her trusty sword Hnnnnnnggggghhhhhhhhh.
Shocking, isn't it? Who wouldn't want to be able to say Gnat(sized)ShittingPup of Southend?And people have the nerve to say that degrees in English Literature are no longer relevant![]()
Oh we NEED a face swap of Kelis Monroe!Her lingering honk brings all the boys in scrubs to the chard and they're like, do I smell lard? Damn right, you do smell lard I could teach you but I have to charge![]()
I hate the grovelling apologies squigs feel like they have to give, they're always so self deprecating, when her and her FMs don't even deserve an apology.I think sheâs being magnanimous because heâs actually attributed better intentions to her than she had. Squig says âI now see that she was perhaps looking for ideas to generate cash for those needing to.â Sorry what? No she wasnât. She was looking for cash for herself. Why do these people enable her SO much?
Well... it's a deeply unsurprising user_name.Off to Pride later, sure I'll see Jackie no. 14 there doing here bit for the community.....
Also, quick question. *If* someone were to find the vinted account is it against the rules to share it.....
One description mentions Countryfile.....