Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar

[Lazarus]

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[SarcasticEllis]

I am really missing the slops now. It’s been WEEKS since I looked at a greasy old sausage.

neither has Jack since HE LEFT

 

[usefullyuseless]

Those bleeping sausages

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Pretty grotesque a “poverty campaigner” is sharing this image of a dog destroying £159 shoes

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Omg! My old dog was a shoe gourmet. My sister's were her faves. I kept my hidden!

 

[Captainmouse]

Those sausages look absolutely horrific.

They look like a very small penis. Which is basically food form of Jack.

I found your sibling too

 

[hellosailor⚓]

Will we ever see yhe pig skin hat again? Or any of the multitude she said she had acquired, but we never saw. She never had that dreadful pig skin one off.

It'll find itself in the slow cooker if Jack does another poverty. Pigskin and peach curry, from book number 23 'Cooking with Clothes' (not available in shops - ring Jack and she'll dictate it over the phone).

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

So you got a bleeping dog. What does that say about your disposable income Jack?
ETA this has just been posted on a FB page I follow.

Her dog will inherit the problems of its owner, the poor thing

 

[Lazarus]

i know i'm biased, but i do think Laurie might be the worst name for a dog i've ever heard in my life

There’s a dog we see on our walk called Colin if that’s any better/worse?

 

[NellieBoo]

I know there's literally no point in asking this but WHY would you think putting pork belly in a pie is a good idea? And why is trying to sell it as inexpensive ok? It's bloody well not unless you get it on a yellow sticker. And again, WHY PUT IT IN A PIE?

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

Pretty grotesque a “poverty campaigner” is sharing this image of a dog destroying £159 shoes

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HRTIA you’re right of course but at the same time - YES Laurie! Doing God’s work!

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Poor people who have nice things tend to appreciate and look after them

 

[Boogs]

That might be me, just to add every time I find an absolute shocker, I upload it to the media gallery. Feel free to amuse yourselves.

Where is the media gallery?

 

[Captainmouse]

I found burglar bills sister
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Quoting myself to say there’s a whole family

 

[Lazarus]

To be fair, if they are excited, dogs will wee mid run. My sister in laws dog wee'd with excitement every time she saw me from when she was a tiny puppy until the day before she was PTS at 14. Bless her.

Boy puppies squat and wee too until they get the knack of leg cocking .

There's not a puppy/dog that is a 'house pet' on this earth who hasn't wee'd inside. I don't know why she has to make everything sound so perfect. Everyone whose ever had a puppy know what little beasts they can and should be.

Can confirm, we had a male Alsatian when I was growing up - pissed crouching down every single day of his life. Never once lifted his leg which seemed to be an issue for my dads fragile male ego for some reason?!

 

[Captainmouse]

Where is the media gallery?

Jack Monroe

it’s hard to believe these pictures are of 1 I repeat 1 person

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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[colouredlines]

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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‘The one on the right has a life beyond my wildest dreams’
I’ll be generous and give her until Monday before a chaos happens and we’re back on The Jack Monroe Merry-go-round once more.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

ETA - oops sorry multi screenshot chaos!

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

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“Ey, ‘ows yer grift goin, Jackie?”
“Oh alright thanks Barbara, yeah, I’ve lost four patreons this month…Then I put two back on, then another two…”
“Oh well, it’s goin’ in the right direction”