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In memory of Dane, he was a faithful charge. Asda and back in ten minutes, pal. Master Sniffer Outer of a yellow sticker bargain. Wonder Woof.
On an eternal catchup today. But. This is an example of why you cannot read Tattle in public. And why I love it here.Apologies if this lands in a weird place, but I used to love a foam party back in the day. It would ruin clothes, but I was in a polyester/ lurex phase back then, so it didn't bother me.
Every time she mentions Dane, this magical, mega sized dog no one has ever heard or seen of, I'm just imaging her riding the fucker like a pony. Hi Ho Dane, to fight the good fight and get people fed! Toot Toot.this is killing me, chapeau
Mine have a shopping basket full of tennis balls as they find them up the field almost daily.I’m convinced she’s facetuning Content now, just to get the likes up.
Our dogs have tens of toys, we don’t list what they are to prove a point as we’re not a pompous point scoring twat.
The incarnation of Humpty Dumpty. "When I use a word", says Jack, "it means just what I choose it to mean - no more, no less."Coming from the past but imagine having the sheer balls , when told you've misunderstood a term, not to admit you're wrong but to say the words and language are wrong. Absolutely extraordinary scenes.
He's actually in all the old photos, he's just so big that he takes up the entire background. Toot tootEvery time she mentions Dane, this magical, mega sized dog no one has ever heard or seen of, I'm just imaging her riding the fucker like a pony. Hi Ho Dane, to fight the good fight and get people fed! Toot Toot.
Sorry if this is rude or comes across as snobby but Hamleys is pretty grim so I’m amazed anyone would drop £50 on a branded teddy from there.think I've triangulated the teddy in the cooper pic. I could just see that the ribbon has the hamleys logo.
it's currently in the sale at £27.99. original price is struck through below
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The thing about the Great Dane...Every time she mentions Dane, this magical, mega sized dog no one has ever heard or seen of, I'm just imaging her riding the fucker like a pony. Hi Ho Dane, to fight the good fight and get people fed! Toot Toot.
Or...there was no Dane.The thing about the Great Dane...
We know for a fact that Jack did not have a dog in 2012. It was never mentioned on her blog. She lived in a flat that would have been completely unsuitable for a large dog. Then she moved and acquired two kittens, and never said anything about a canine.
So we have two options:
a) Jack had the dog as her own pet and it died before 2012...when she was late teens/early 20s, working 3 jobs with mad shift patterns, constantly moving to flee a stalker, getting pregnant, picking up fiancée 1, etc etc. Seems unlikely.
b) It was a family pet that lived with Jack's parents.
This seems far more likely. But we should also remember that Great Danes, like most giant breeds, have a very short life expectancy, just 8 - 10 years. We also know that Jack left home at 16. Assuming the dog lived an average lifespan, Jack would have spent hardly any time with it before moving out.
So either the first version of events is true and she is the worst dog owner ever, as she took on a dog at a time when she was not even remotely settled; or the second is true, and she can't pretend that she's some genius experienced dog owner.
https://giphy.com/IfuKCMs51dz6Y2Z9jl
The one I'm looking after has many toys but he prefers to sleep with an old slapper.Yeah my pup has many toys but he prefers to sleep with an old slipper.
I love nothing more than a good timeline debunking with #facts. Thankyou, dear heart.The thing about the Great Dane...
We know for a fact that Jack did not have a dog in 2012. It was never mentioned on her blog. She lived in a flat that would have been completely unsuitable for a large dog. Then she moved and acquired two kittens, and never said anything about a canine.
So we have two options:
a) Jack had the dog as her own pet and it died before 2012...when she was late teens/early 20s, working 3 jobs with mad shift patterns, constantly moving to flee a stalker, getting pregnant, picking up fiancée 1, etc etc. Seems unlikely.
b) It was a family pet that lived with Jack's parents.
This seems far more likely. But we should also remember that Great Danes, like most giant breeds, have a very short life expectancy, just 8 - 10 years. We also know that Jack left home at 16. Assuming the dog lived an average lifespan, Jack would have spent hardly any time with it before moving out.
So either the first version of events is true and she is the worst dog owner ever, as she took on a dog at a time when she was not even remotely settled; or the second is true, and she can't pretend that she's some genius experienced dog owner.
https://giphy.com/IfuKCMs51dz6Y2Z9jl
Hooting and Fizzing at SwitchboardI wonder of her switchboard will light up tomorrow with hundreds of callers complaining they broke their washing machine and flooded the kitchen with foam.
Won't someone please think of the pumble?
Sorry but she has posted this self-same picture before. I know cos I bloody screenshotted it! And one of us has a similar cushion, because we were talking about it. She's a bloody liar.
Perhaps she’s concerned about the guys from Wikifeet sneaking around the brambly hedges to get a photo of her bunions.I’m about 16 pages behind but I’ve just seen the video of Content chewing Jack’s boot, and I’m convinced now that she is a genuine sociopath. Who wears shoes (slippers aside) in their living room, let alone boots?… only sociopaths.
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