She keeps retweeting her sobriety before / after pics. Jack, please stop, no one's going to commission your 2nd? 3rd? article about how you've stopped drinking, again.
Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar
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and again bemoaning the fact we can’t have swears in thread titles.Jack Monroe #333: bleeping mucky twit
Grunking as always so probably not the first one to point out that not mentioning soap is strange because we all know that strangers leave soap on her door step because they know she likes soap so much...strange that is....
Jack Monroe #333: forever making tat / frequently muddy twit / ferociously mean bat / finding much twaddle / friend to many teachers / fraus mend tattle / fighting monroe's (unruly) twit / fingernails a manky tinge / feelings most cringe / jack's on a binge...
Jack Monroe #333: bleeping mucky twit
Yep. It’s truly just a hop skip and a SEVERELY arthritic jump away from matronly Downing Street Charwoman Jack to full on Ena.
Jack had a phase at the end of poverty / start of fame where she fostered dogs. I think some pics are still on Instagram. Suspect the Dane was a short term pet, rather than living its whole life with her.
We know she can't count (or use words properly) so 10 years could be anything from 7 to 15.
We know she can't count (or use words properly) so 10 years could be anything from 7 to 15.
Of course she's the bloody expert on introducing dogs and cats
This is all unrealistic as we are sad ninny scared Hausfrauen who hide behind avatars but I would love the Frauen and Herren have a little Before and After photo contest.
Just chuckling imagining it.
It's impossible because autistic people literally can't lie, so they will always agree with each other.
My favourite part of the terminator movies is when Kyle goes back in time to Linda Connor to explain the future and she turns into a bad ass for T 2: judgement day.
I would love some hero to come out of the woodwork with full archives of the missing tweets from 2012-2020 like a time travelling hero!
I would love some hero to come out of the woodwork with full archives of the missing tweets from 2012-2020 like a time travelling hero!
The disposable income thing is peak Jack:
1) Gets politely corrected on terminology, that as a literal financial expert and poverty campaigner she ought to know.
2) Insists she is correct, actually, because of other meanings of the word “disposable”
3) …and actually, the official terminology is deliberately hurtful and misleading, so she’s doubly correct.
4) insist even more what an expert she is on word usage
5) muh autism makes me literal
6) quickly deletes everything in shame
7) adds this one-sided argument to her to-do list, invokes fake autism again.
Excellent analysis.
And
8) Pretends she has something better to do, why are people annoying her querying something she brought up, so shuts it all down
Why was Kryten from Red Dwarf on Lorraine in a pink jacket?
I have no clue how she thinks wafting a smelly blanket will help in the slightest
The most astonishing thing is how fast Jack's hair grows. It's up there with, "why would anyone think Jack provides helpful advice?"
Not buying the poor dog and poor cat photos. It's classic "let me show that they are still alive and happy and not killing each other". If, as she says, they relax happily on either side of her why not post that photo? Because they don't.
I know. Barmy. As if the main thing a cat will have to get used to with a dog is the smell.
Obviously you can get a dog when you already have a cat. People do it all the time. But Jack's blitheness and her belief she is Dr Dolittle is infuriating. Her track record with animals is appalling so no wonder people worry.
"Language is my job" English teacher JackAw there she is! The Jack we all know and love
She hasn't been looking after then so they look all manky and wrecked anyway
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The Guardian probably will, tbh.
Was it carbolic soap? A girl at secondary school was left some on her desk (teenage girls are hateful). But I now always think any soap gifts must be carbolic.
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