Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar

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Thankyou dearheart. I was reading her (deleted) tweets trying to formulate the words as to why she is blowing out of arse yet again.
 
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Jack doing Step 9 there despite never having done anything wrong and always being the victim in any given situation. Quite extraordinary.
 
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Sorry I know that everyone's probably moved on from this but between the beige turtleneck and her mushroomy hairdo Jack looks like an actual penis.
 
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I have no idea where this will fall as I’m always lurking and grunking but there’s a fab guy on Instagram called whatwillycook who posts delicious recipes - he just posted one for a sausage carbonara and at the end he says “your dad makes a similar dish but using spaghetti hoops and pepperami” and all I could think was JACK
 
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What happens in Jackworld if two autistic people disagree about something? How do we know which one is correct?
If Jack falls down her stairs and there‘s nobody to witness it, does anyone give a shit?
 
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@Boyo your profile pic is terrifying!



Just to pick up the gel pen discussion from last thread. Does anyone here remember scented gel pens? Is is possible that Sniffing Jack is trying to smell a scented gel pen? That is the explanation I'm choosing to believe.
 
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I hope she wears her red cape so they all know what a hero she is.
They know, they know. I imagine tonights meeting will be a Jack special during which everyone will insist on sharing how much they admire Jack's body of work.
 
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She was either swiping off a bit of snow or shooting out a massive boogie. No in between in my mind.
 
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They know, they know. I imagine tonights meeting will be a Jack special during which everyone will insist on sharing how much they admire Jack's body of work.
They'll have a crate of 0% Heinies and a caterpillar cake ready for her.
 
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This is absolute bollocks, girl dogs crouch and wee?
To be fair, if they are excited, dogs will wee mid run. My sister in laws dog wee'd with excitement every time she saw me from when she was a tiny puppy until the day before she was PTS at 14. Bless her.

Boy puppies squat and wee too until they get the knack of leg cocking .

There's not a puppy/dog that is a 'house pet' on this earth who hasn't wee'd inside. I don't know why she has to make everything sound so perfect. Everyone whose ever had a puppy know what little beasts they can and should be.
 
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That poor dog looks depressed. Puppies usually look cheeky and ready for action but that dog just looks like it’s existing and not living.
 
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