Eeeeee. Can't she just listen to Roy Orbison? Bit of Dolly Parton? Tammy Wynette? No, she'll post her dating profile on the world wide web for everyone to see instead. I'm scarlet for her .
Taylor Swift started off as country, I'm guessing that's where it comes from!Country music??
"Oof, tough day. We had a patient come in with a rare disease-"Can you imagine her getting with someone in the medical profession:
OH: I’m really tired my 12 hour shift overran
Jack: IVE BEEN TWEETING ALL DAY!!
Yes to this! A friend suggested I go on tinder for a ‘confidence boost’ after my ex oh had an affair and left me up tit creek. That was 2014 and I’m still with the 3rd Tinder date now.I don't get the Ronseal/does what it says on the tin thing. Like, you're a human? Ok?
Worried I may be Jack- got straight on Tinder after a breakup 3 years ago. Admittedly am now married to my rebound so it all worked out beautifully.
I've read sex Jack so many times now I can't remember the original lyrics. Hoot and fizz every time without fail.Sex Jack sex Jack, sex Jack is back
She’s looking for a partner to buy her forever shack
YEAH!
I once stopped at a layby burger van and the guy running it was so enthusiastic about his burgers. He could tell me all about the bakery, the origin of the meat, the farm where he bought his veg, the inspiration of his themed burgers, the reason he made his own sauces. I'd happily have stayed talking to him about food for hours because it was so genuine, unpretentious, well informed and joyous. Jack is basically the opposite. Who wants to watch that?Jack lacks the one thing all TV chefs have in common regardless of their age, sex, nationality, race or class, she’s not passionate about, or even very interested in food. When someone is passionate about their subject it makes them engaging to watch and that’s what makes a good food presenter, Jack with her sad little brown slops, instant mash and cuppa soup as “sauce” is not a person passionate about food.
“Ah look at poor Sir Tom, he’s getting on a bit. He’s forgotten the words to Sex Jack ”I've read sex Jack so many times now I can't remember the original lyrics. Hoot and fizz every time without fail.
Actually howling #sendtenaladioesSex Jack sex Jack, sex Jack is back
She’s looking for a partner to buy her forever shack
YEAH!
In the days before Tinder I did internet dating, never have I seen so many knobs, one bloke sent 2 pics, one of his knob and the other of him in his skiing gear complete with goggles, no idea what his face looked like but I could probably identify his knob in a line-up.She's literally begging to be sent DM's of perverts' knobs isn't she.
LJC I thought this was from the archives but it's from today!!! Crinnnnnge
In my young and attractive days I was on Grindr. Every day is a sausage party on there.In the days before Tinder I did internet dating, never have I seen so many knobs, one bloke sent 2 pics, one of his knob and the other of him in his skiing gear complete with goggles, no idea what his face looked like but I could probably identify his knob in a line-up.
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