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Didn't she tweet that she had a sitter for the dog? Maybe it was a typo, she meant shitter and was referring to herself.
So she didn’t show for Glastonbury, she didn’t talk at the strikes as invited, she has mentioned neither the by elections or the tit show in America and I’m guessing she’s not met up with the head of Sainsburies yet either.
it’s a hard life when your 120hour working week doesn’t give you time to do your job….
it’s a hard life when your 120hour working week doesn’t give you time to do your job….
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Hahah or Lady Jackdonna:
Who finds the money when you pay the RENT?
Did you think that money was heaven sent (by the paypigs?)
She's probably typing up a dervish of cold rage about her life as survivor of the long FBU strikes and her 693 abortions because no human on earth has suffered as Jack has.
Didn’t she pick the dog up a week early thanks to the brutal Harold dumping? So any chaos is entirely of her own making.
That’s not my Jack it’s arms are too plain.
All of her chaos is entirely of her own making.
I nipped off to the media gallery to find a picture of this, as they are particularly scarey, but couldn’t see them. If anybody finds them, please upload.
Can’t find the post in this thread (or I’m too lazy too look). But it was commented on that Jack hasn’t shared the tweet by her publisher about being at an event to promote her book.
Is the reason she hasn’t shared it because she knows she will duck that event too?
Is the reason she hasn’t shared it because she knows she will duck that event too?
Nightmeat? Boo, I guess!
I was hoping for a last minute virtual dial in with all the DKL hits, power stances, rogue animals, interrupting other people awkwardly and internet issues.
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I have written a book about Jack and had it published. It's a brilliant expomoleee about the grift and full of journalistic integrity. I thought I'd share it here.
That's not my Jack it's stories are too truthful
I heard Jack was so overwhelmed by a personal serenade from Sir Paul last night, she couldn’t go.
Hey Jack, don’t make it bad
You’ve got a sackful of unopened letters
Remember to pay off your CCJs
Then you can start to make it better
I mean how dare he?! Aren’t poor people allowed to collect brown envelopes? This ain’t it Macca!
Hey Jack, don’t make it bad
You’ve got a sackful of unopened letters
Remember to pay off your CCJs
Then you can start to make it better
I mean how dare he?! Aren’t poor people allowed to collect brown envelopes? This ain’t it Macca!
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