They're all relaxing in the bungalow right now. Content dog nosing through piles of shite, Jack crouched on her phone amongst the heaps, eyes fixed on the screen, Cooper plotting to go and live next door, landlady peering in at them. Like something out of Hogarth
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Whitney Houston ?Before I married I had the same full name as a singer. Back in the mid 2000s I had a BBC news ticker for the new headlines across my computer screen which said: "Secretsu dies suddenly at home her manager says..."
And for just a minute I thought, did i?!
This was my fear. I’m against any of it! I’m sorry, no one should make money from breeding domestic animals! I’m pretty sure she will do this. It’ll be the one thing she doesn’t tell Twitter about though.
A sweaty gang of tree surgeons in the garden planning which family to terrorise next
Laura Branigan?!Before I married I had the same full name as a singer. Back in the mid 2000s I had a BBC news ticker for the new headlines across my computer screen which said: "Secretsu dies suddenly at home her manager says..."
And for just a minute I thought, did i?!
*sets up Google alert for golden doodle puppies for sale in Southend*
Lisa LeftEye? Shame you married really if you had a surname like thatWhitney Houston ?
A deep dive yesterday (I can’t remember who by) revealed she used to breed guinea pigs. She pretended it was an accident, of course: she had no idea her pair were actually a boy and a girl, apparently.
For someone who was so highly strung the other day about lost pregnancies she’s very flippant with her words.
Yeah deliberately giving your child the initials HRH is such a Marxist thing to do
ETA: So is naming your hypothetical next child/dog King.
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She is fiercely protective of Lozza’s privacy, pal. Have a nice bleeping evening.
There was a Song-of-Achilles-related post about how 'Patroclus' could be shortened to 'Pat' so no-one would ever realise the truth about the name's origins. I love the idea that Jack would call him Patroclus when she's in a Greek-Cypriot mood and Pat when she's feeling Irish. Problem solved! It's either that or a Frankenstein's monster of a name: Apollo Daithi, Odhran Hephaistos, etc. Listing these names, I've just been reminded of the BGT act 'Stavros Flatley' - another name option for Jack??
(Still grunking, so hope this doesn't land somewhere inappropriate)
There was a Greek boy at my primary school. His name was Michael Michael.
Sky Saxon?Before I married I had the same full name as a singer. Back in the mid 2000s I had a BBC news ticker for the new headlines across my computer screen which said: "Secretsu dies suddenly at home her manager says..."
And for just a minute I thought, did i?!
(amazing frontman of The Seeds. Died the same day as pweirdo pants Michael Jackson and was totally overlooked)
Her ovaries are being very noisy hasn’t she just been dumped? Unless she’s got eyes on his identical twin now she can paw over him without shame.
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Of course Jack’s skint, she’s spunked all her month’s Patreon on a designer puppy and pay day isn’t for another week!
(screenshot courtesy of Jenny2603)
Of course Jack’s skint, she’s spunked all her month’s Patreon on a designer puppy and pay day isn’t for another week!
(screenshot courtesy of Jenny2603)
Nice to see she took the time to Google ‘Irish girl names’ while on the shitter. That’s the most research she’s done into anything.
Iqbal lurking in the background holding up a suspect plastic bag full of something.
I followed @Dogmuck and @heretoreaditall2019 over from the FOD thread. Became absolutely engrossed in the chaos. Decided I wanted to join the cabal and have been grunking ever since!
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