And you know she was the 1st person who told Kate Bush to release running up that hill.
Can’t believe she’s not got in that bad-wagon yet
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Can’t believe she’s not got in that bad-wagon yet
I mean … the narcissism is off the scale here. Jack, this is not true, we all know this is not true. Nobody really wants your slop recipe tips in the first place; and you don’t have enough friends for your WhatsApp to ever be aflame about anything, but definitely not people asking for “help with their dinners”
I saw Dickwad playing the Isle of Wight Festival back in ‘76 etc etc
So it's ok to put it in a public toilet?
"For a good time call xxxxx you can be my bramblymouse. I will be your pumble"
Just taken forever to get my child to sleep and nearly woke them with my cackle to that
This is Jack we're talking about, she's probably mixed up her ovaries and her arse.What the heckin' heck do noisy ovaries say?
I'm a little ovary
Short and stout.
Here's a fallopian tube
And down's the way out.
Why on earth wouldn't you put your personal number on your dog's tag?
I'm an old school troll from years back on various newsgroups, and forums before win95 and freeserve.
Jack is a rotten troll . No lulz , just grifting .
Please nobody use that number as that's what she is angling for.
Victim
Jack is a rotten troll . No lulz , just grifting .
Please nobody use that number as that's what she is angling for.
Victim
As a high profile individual Jack is fiercely protective of her privacy.
She works 120 hours a week remember. But also stops working when her battery empties twice in a day
We have a councillor in Cardiff, the same!
Edit to add: Google my name and I'm a prize winning Alsation in Canada. Haven't started lifting my leg on trees yet, but I have a lovely shiny nose
...blocked.
You're 34 what the duck are you doing?
She doesn't do tiktok, yet. No doubt Finger On The Pulse Jack will catch up in 6 months time.
classic
Jack, how do I turn the oven on?
Jack I want to slow cook some tea, what do I do?
Jack, how do you make a roux?
Jack….Pumble? Talk to me?
Every day is like some deranged competition to be more embarrassing than the last.
omg that’s “Wooed from the loo”!Screaming ovaries, being free and easy with her number. It can only mean one thing. She's trying to replicate this iconic love story.
Still a better love story than any of Jack’s.
She lives her entire life as if Ant & Dec are on an earpiece secretly instructing her to make a tit of herself.
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