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GoLando

GoLando

LennyBriscoe said:
@MooBelle I’m jumping forward to say thank you! I have been feeling for a while that someone from the dim and distant past is very much amongst us. As I think the person was banned before, I reported it but I’m not sure if the Mods can see people’s email addresses (and of course anyone can get a new email address anyway).

I’ve spent a lot of time lately scrolling - I’m not sure why but I don’t like ‘ignoring’ which is totally me. But I was thinking I was going mad and couldn’t ask anyone if they thought the same 😂.

I’m still on the last thread so apologies if this has been discussed/warned on.
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Please not someone with “ethnic” furniture and a chorister spawn?
 
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Upthisweek

Upthisweek

She's tweeting and back to telling people she's skint, yup expensive puppy, insurance etc will do that to you. Patreons for Puppy please!
 
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Jelly Bean

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Upthisweek said:
She's tweeting and back to telling people she's skint, yup expensive puppy, insurance etc will do that to you. Patreons for Puppy please!
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No doubt promises of lovely framed photos of Lozza coming soon. Send deposits! No guarantee of delivery!
 
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GoLando

GoLando

LennyBriscoe said:
Oh no definitely not!!! And I don’t think it’s Lucille Ball either (thankfully…)
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I’ll get ticked off for this (sorry) but there’s always one on a thread… on the Meldrum thread there’s one who pops up to say that “not to defend them but actually [expensive heavily marketed tit] is so much better than normal stuff”. I do use the ignore button.

I wish I could remember other dodgy posters on these threads but the Chorister one cracked me up so that’s all I can recall.
 
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StatusWoe

StatusWoe

I've finally realised why JM's Twitter silences are so unnerving. When Jack goes silent on Twitter it reminds me a lot of those scenes you always get in horror movies just before a jump scare. The axe-wielding maniac has been chasing someone, but then they're suddenly not there. It seems as though they're gone for good. The danger has passed. Everything is still and quiet. Then *SCARE CHORD* demon ghost child is standing right behind them!

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the Twitter breaks and everything. It's just that I'd feel safer knowing Jack is in a place where we can see what she's up to. I don't like the dead silence before she pops up again with her anti-tory hammer, scanning the innocent squigs with her beady shark eyes.

 
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meizee

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Looks like so many new names liking posts now. Please say hello and tell us what brought you here.
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Not sure where in the chaos this will land…

Found these threads during DKL. Hooted til I realised I was far too invested in this shitmuffin’s inability to hold a spoon. I LEFT.

Then my OH was discussing this odd woman he saw on the news recently discussing the price increases.
“She had a boys name and was surrounded by jars of tit, and sounded like she’d done too much deepthroating. Apparently a chef but looks like you’d catch a foreign disease.”
“Was she called… *shudders* Jack?”
“Yeah! What a bell end.”
*Vietnam style flashbacks to Spring 2020*

…then lo and behold the biggest grunk of my life.

Cabal/Canal, I salute you for your services, toot toot
 
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