Just in case you are reading, Jack. I'm going to repeat this:
3 days, 3 weeks, 3 months where new dogs and puppies are concerned
3 days, 3 weeks, 3 months where new dogs and puppies are concerned
Hi Jack, glad to see that you are up to date with Tattle.I'm guessing this is in response to the dog-owning friend that said to Jack, "It's time." ? Had it been anyone else, I don't think they would have got theemoji
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This is bullshit. She said she was going on their first proper walk. A proper walk is not a plod round the garden.I'm guessing this is in response to the dog-owning friend that said to Jack, "It's time." ? Had it been anyone else, I don't think they would have got theemoji
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He really has got quite strange. He used to be OK didn't he? His ego appears absolutely massive now, and he is very thin skinned.So he applied for this thing and said in the interview 'actually I don't have any time to fulfil the obligations' and expected them to be like 'no worries Martin pal'. Weirdo.
Either way, she's lying, unsurprisingly.This is bullshit. She said she was going on their first proper walk. A proper walk is not a plod round the garden.
I bet he was expecting a response similar to this for his request to become a Lord and just waved through - arise lord Martin Lewis:So he applied for this thing and said in the interview 'actually I don't have any time to fulfil the obligations' and expected them to be like 'no worries Martin pal'. Weirdo.
Hate to say it, but I called it bullshit yesterday. Jack is too fucking lazy.This is bullshit. She said she was going on their first proper walk. A proper walk is not a plod round the garden.
Legend or leg end?I bet he was expecting a response similar to this for his request to become a Lord and just waved through - arise lord Martin Lewis:
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Yes they'd already been in the garden in the horrible giggling cat mocking video - so why announce you were going to do it again?This is bullshit. She said she was going on their first proper walk. A proper walk is not a plod round the garden.
I’ve thought for a while that Jack and Martin are two cheeks of the same arse. This House of Lords thing reminds me of Jacks meltdown when Jamie Oliver got his lockdown cooking show.He really has got quite strange. He used to be OK didn't he? His ego appears absolutely massive now, and he is very thin skinned.
There was a tweet recently where he listed all he does for The Poor, starting 'oh you mean apart from xyz' when someone mildly asked what he was doing. That really does sound familiar.
Lying to her actual mate. That's Spaniel Friend she's replying to.Either way, she's lying, unsurprisingly.
They give you a pass at the visitors’ entrance, don’t they? Or has it changed since autumn when I was last at an APPG? They check you’re on the list, they check ID, then assuming you’re on the list and who you say you are - and aren’t carrying a weapon - they give you your pass and let you in. (You’re supposed to wear your pass prominently once you’ve got it, otherwise you’ll be asked to put it on and gently told off for not wearing it.)I bet he was expecting a response similar to this for his request to become a Lord and just waved through - arise lord Martin Lewis:
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Were you looking for the Glasto blog with the warm chardonnay quote? You can read it in all it's cringeworthy glory below, but best make sure you've not eaten recently else you might throw up from the second-hand embarrassment.I went back in time looking for the Glastonbury post (no luck) and found this on some self care foods list. Looks like it's time to get the bread, oil and vinegar out chez bungalow
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What does this mean, please?Just in case you are reading, Jack. I'm going to repeat this:
3 days, 3 weeks, 3 months where new dogs and puppies are concerned.
Hard relate.@MooBelle I’m jumping forward to say thank you! I have been feeling for a while that someone from the dim and distant past is very much amongst us. As I think the person was banned before, I reported it but I’m not sure if the Mods can see people’s email addresses (and of course anyone can get a new email address anyway).
Yes, but you are a mere mortal, dearheart. And not the absolute leg end (in her own lunchtime) that is Jack MonroeThey give you a pass at the visitors’ entrance, don’t they? Or has it changed since autumn when I was last at an APPG? They check you’re on the list, they check ID, then assuming you’re on the list and who you say you are - and aren’t carrying a weapon - they give you your pass and let you in. (You’re supposed to wear your pass prominently once you’ve got it, otherwise you’ll be asked to put it on and gently told off for not wearing it.)
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