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Back up K2 for another goFantasy list, check the prices, backpack on, diary in hand, fingers crossed everything's in stock (no seriously, look what happened last time they ran out!)
Asda here I come - for there shall be no other.
What the duck is her performative malfunction?
Sheās raking in enough that she doesnāt need to look at the total at the checkout ffs. This is such absolute bollocks!
Even if she did need to watch the pennies then just do a basic āon toast / on pasta / on potatoesā meal plan. head.
Writing from the past but make a āfantasy listā of....food shopping? I canāt be the only one who finds this distasteful non?
Jack instead of telling people to fantasise about what food they hope to be able to buy, why not just accept that your poverty slactivism is helping NOBODY.
Jack instead of telling people to fantasise about what food they hope to be able to buy, why not just accept that your poverty slactivism is helping NOBODY.
Sling an unpeeled spud in the meekrowarvey, shove it thru a potato ricer, et voila, peeled and lump free mash in less than 10 minsWhat.A.Wanker
Avocados, Jack, there's no E (pedantic I know, but that's the UK English spelling, plus I can't help myself). I know you're a "writer" but if you need an editor, loads of people on here can help. YW
Apples 65p? Really? Where? Is that for 2, or the end of the Aldi aisle where the cheapo range is?
Instant mash
Also, instead of not spending
tastes much better than that instant muck and less chemicalās/additives
Urgh...just duck off Jack, you're a grown woman.
I really hope someone is watching Content whilst she treks to Asda for her shop
I really hope someone is watching Content whilst she treks to Asda for her shop
I'm worried to see what she does with the quark. Just the name of that stuff is wrong. Essential though.
Why is she freezing fromage frais? Surely not for SB's lunchboxes?! He goes to big school, Jack, keep up!
The absolute state of the end of that penWhat.A.Wanker
Avocados, Jack, there's no E (pedantic I know, but that's the UK English spelling, plus I can't help myself
Apples 65p? Really? Where? Is that for 2, or the end of the Aldi aisle where the cheapo range is?
Instant mash
Also, instead of not spending
Pictured: Jack joins a few other dedicated souls on the trek to ASDA
"Will there be fromage frais in Thorpe Bay ASDA, Mr Jacko?" pipes up a loyal citizen of Southend.
"Yes," smiles Jacko, "and all the radishes you can eat..."
"Will there be fromage frais in Thorpe Bay ASDA, Mr Jacko?" pipes up a loyal citizen of Southend.
"Yes," smiles Jacko, "and all the radishes you can eat..."
The infamous Horse Spunk Lasagne* from Daily Kitchen Live!What. The. duck. Is. This.
*itāll thicken up in the ovenā¦
I can't see dog food on the list? Did I miss that?
Another thing about this bullshit list is she now says sheās got it down to 20 minutes, where before it took her 8 hours and that was after doing it for years. How has she suddenly got so much quicker at it when it used to be so exhausting?
Some squigs questioning the amount of food in her stock take (and the lack of pet food/items in her shopping list)
And dear God, the nails...
What do you even have to be doing all day to have that much filth under there!?
And dear God, the nails...
What do you even have to be doing all day to have that much filth under there!?
I was a fussy child and my mum resorted to feeding me boiled egg crumbled into hot sweet tea. True story.
Leaving cookies would be weird Jack because youāve been really horrible about her to half a million people! Sheāll probably think youāre trying to kill her
I had to Google dried carrots and dried sea vegetables.
I hope Content is destroying the crappy bungalow like the Bullingdon Club on a rampage.
Jesus Christ
She won't be buying supermarket dog food, she'll have signed up to an expensive dog food delivery service. Guaranteed.
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