She doesn't need to buy pet food, she's probably creating an Amazon wishlist as we speak for the Squigs to provide it
She has a mobile phone (glued to her hand 24/7 if her Twitter rate is anything to go by) so surely all she needs to do is make a list on it like us regular folk do and recall the prices that have been ingrained through years of trauma and forensic analysis. Right!?You know what's even easier to carry round than a diary....a piece of paper. Isn't that what most people do when they take a list to the shops??
I have huge issues with food shopping and planning - it makes my brain physically hurt but her tips make me feel so much worse about it!!
As long as the plan isn't to feed the poor pup lovingly prepared homemade goodies.She won't be buying supermarket dog food, she'll have signed up to an expensive dog food delivery service. Guaranteed.
It’s me from the past but I can’t resist a Peep Show reference when the opportunity presents itself.
Oh, I just assumed she'd be breastfeeding initially.She won't be buying supermarket dog food, she'll have signed up to an expensive dog food delivery service. Guaranteed.
Told you, this is exactly what Kevin Spacey did in se7en.
I need eye bleach.Why does this sign remind me of Jack so much
You just know she’s going to come back at the squigs with some snippy comment about how the poverty means she gets PTSD flashbacks unless her cupboards and freezer are full to bursting.Some squigs questioning the amount of food in her stock take (and the lack of pet food/items in her shopping list)
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And dear God, the nails...
What do you even have to be doing all day to have that much filth under there!?
I hope OH was a man, because no nails like that would be going near me, let alone inside. bleeping ick central.OH definitely took the ick from her nails. Sorry but she actually never cleans them ever, not like it's a one-off
Jack: Can't. Shan't. Stop picking on me.Also spaghetti loops are 13p in sainsbury. Shop around you nincompoop
Was going to reply this too. My rescue hound (£160 to the centre and the best thing we ever spent money on) has health issues and allergens that mean we literally have to either cook everything from scratch (and he is a big hungry boy) or get specialty food for him. Fat free, no fish or gluten and all the nutrients he needs for a month (both wet and dry) delivered for about £82 a month. So he gets Jacks budget just for himself! It’s worth every penny and we often get freebies in the package. Laurie will also be feasting on steamed fillets with green beans and rice in a tray - or poached lamb and rabbit.She won't be buying supermarket dog food, she'll have signed up to an expensive dog food delivery service. Guaranteed.
Why would she put her work phone number on a dog tag? Especially if she never answers it? What happens if the dog runs away and some good Samaritan is trying to call her and she never picks up? Make it make sense!
*strokes asda discount card* she can get an extra 1.6p offJack: Can't. Shan't. Stop picking on me.
Careful not to tread in the bullshit I'd sayWhy would she put her work phone number on a dog tag? Especially if she never answers it? What happens if the dog runs away and some good Samaritan is trying to call her and she never picks up? Make it make sense!