That is bloody funny and subtle @SweetTransvestite - I've just snort-laughed into my coffee.Self catering holiday was it?
*'All by myself' playing softly in the distance*
Words is words. Tap into that strength Orphy B'I'm shoving it in the back of the wardrobe and filling it with wasps.'
WTF does that even mean?!
I wonder if Smol Robots will do her a shoulder to cry on bot or a sex 'n' affection bot that can't leave.
Maybe Harold did and was so startled HE LEFT!Did you open the box yet Jack?
I think the suitcase is a metaphor for her impermanent existence. I mean, did you know she RENTS?! Bound to be the root cause of all this trouble.Lads, I'm confused about Evita Jack.
Was Harold's suitcase his 'ding-a-ling' and the hall her 'jazz box' or what?
What does it all mean??
I cringe myself inside out every time I read that insta post.She used the phrase another suitcase in another hall when she first moved to the crappy bungalow. Moving again?
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We can use this to get a tune...*'All by myself' playing softly in the distance*
Is that you singing along, Jack?
I'm fairly sure changing the acknowledgements section will be the least of the publisher's worries *gestures at the rest of the book*Her poor bloody publisher - two years overdue and now she wants to change the acknowledgements section!