Jack Monroe #326 You absolutely reek of bitterness, fantasy and too much time on your hands
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She's only responding to blue ticks 
'I'm shoving it in the back of the wardrobe and filling it with wasps.'
WTF does that even mean?!
WTF does that even mean?!
Wow Jack I’m so glad you introduced your son to yet another lover who you’ve pushed away with your abysmal personality, so he’s experienced yet more upheaval in his twelve short years. Nice one, head.
That is bloody funny and subtle @SweetTransvestite - I've just snort-laughed into my coffee.
*'All by myself' playing softly in the distance*
Is that you singing along, Jack?
How's your boy, Jack?
Oh Harold, I'm so happy for you. Poor Jack, though, she must have been reeling to have deleted her account for *checks notes* 6 whole hours.
Words is words. Tap into that strength Orphy B
I wonder if Smol Robots will do her a shoulder to cry on bot or a sex 'n' affection bot that can't leave.
Lads, I'm confused about Evita Jack.
Was Harold's suitcase his 'ding-a-ling' and the hall her 'jazz box' or what?
What does it all mean??
Was Harold's suitcase his 'ding-a-ling' and the hall her 'jazz box' or what?
What does it all mean??
Did you open the box yet Jack?
Maybe Harold did and was so startled HE LEFT!
Her poor bloody publisher - two years overdue and now she wants to change the acknowledgements section!
I think the suitcase is a metaphor for her impermanent existence. I mean, did you know she RENTS?! Bound to be the root cause of all this trouble.
I cringe myself inside out every time I read that insta post.
Chapeau & toot toot ninnies!
I’ve missed you all as I’ve been BUSY mithering, grunking, pissing, eating sandwiches and reeking of bitterness.
I’m also an OH Truther, I don’t believe OH existed and I don’t think she went to the Netherlands either - looked like she was on her tod in the garden to me.
I reckon the evil LL has passed sentence and Munroe is banished from the Mitty B.
Whilst Munroe was quiet I googled LJC as I don’t know a lot about her. There were loads of photos of them together but man does LJC look great these days - being free has taken years off her and she’s clearly living her best life.
Now absolutely get to duck xx
(Soz @MancBee )
I’ve missed you all as I’ve been BUSY mithering, grunking, pissing, eating sandwiches and reeking of bitterness.
I’m also an OH Truther, I don’t believe OH existed and I don’t think she went to the Netherlands either - looked like she was on her tod in the garden to me.
I reckon the evil LL has passed sentence and Munroe is banished from the Mitty B.
Whilst Munroe was quiet I googled LJC as I don’t know a lot about her. There were loads of photos of them together but man does LJC look great these days - being free has taken years off her and she’s clearly living her best life.
Now absolutely get to duck xx
(Soz @MancBee )
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I'm fairly sure changing the acknowledgements section will be the least of the publisher's worries *gestures at the rest of the book*
I have said it before, once her son is old enough to leave and go off into the world, Jack will be a lonely old woman with only SM for company.
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