IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS WHAT BREED SHE IS! HOW DARE YOU EVEN ASK! WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP BREATHING??
Jack Monroe #326 You absolutely reek of bitterness, fantasy and too much time on your hands
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jack: ‘i think we are going to be okay’
squig: ‘i am so glad that you are going to be okay, as you have just said in those exact words’
jack: ‘errr duck YOU i am not okay and never have been, how dare you’
You'll be OK, you goggle eyed cockroach. It's that poor soon to be mistreated dog that concerns people.
I think Big Dave's definitely asked her to refrain from posting about him, she's clearly referring to his experience.
And this photo shows what exactly…… if one’s okay-ness is based on face tuned selfies then yes she will be okay.
Good luck to her with the pup, I’m jealous I’d love a dog but it just isn’t feasible.
Jack’s dream catcher is bigger than the inside of the Hadron Collider.This is like Homer Simpson and his life long dreams
I know puppies are a process in terms of getting one and bringing it home but the timing of this is just so off. Heartbroken and bereft one day, saved by puppy the next?! Make it make sense 
You pose for photos for a living? Come again? You are a food writer, activist etc etc not a supermodel. Your face is not how you make a living you turnip.
I'm losing it at her replying "Perfect" to someone asking the breed. Just admit you've got a golden doodle like half the country, Jack.
Jack if you are reading please google:
3 days
3 weeks
3 months
For puppies and dogs. The puppy you have today is not going to be the same puppy in a couple of days, weeks or months. It may or may not be super chilled. You just cannot know that right now. At all. Actually a normal puppy SHOULDN'T be super chilled once it's settled in. It SHOULD explore, develop understanding of the world and not be encouraged to cling to you like a limpet. It is NOT A BABY!
Also, those puppies look long legged to me. I think it's going to be a big dog. Not a portable size.
3 days
3 weeks
3 months
For puppies and dogs. The puppy you have today is not going to be the same puppy in a couple of days, weeks or months. It may or may not be super chilled. You just cannot know that right now. At all. Actually a normal puppy SHOULDN'T be super chilled once it's settled in. It SHOULD explore, develop understanding of the world and not be encouraged to cling to you like a limpet. It is NOT A BABY!
Also, those puppies look long legged to me. I think it's going to be a big dog. Not a portable size.
But say that to her next week and chaos will be unleashed!
No. Lights still off. She feels like hell don't you know?I know puppies are a process in terms of getting one and bringing it home but the timing of this is just so off. Heartbroken and bereft one day, saved by puppy the next?! Make it make sense
Pmsl she's insane
I desperately want a squig to go "I love Golden doodles!" or some such so that Jack either has to refute them, or tacitly agree.
Airfix or Lego?
<insert ballerina Jack here> Actually, who drew this a few threads ago? I saved it in my phone because it made me laugh so much.
BIB. You can almost guarantee that the off lead dog running around annoying everyone else and harassing on lead dogs is going to be a poodle cross. I know there are many well behaved poodle crosses and responsible owners, but I’ve found there’s a general feeling amongst the owners of other breeds which is one of being totally fed up of unruly doodles and poos. I can see Jack being the worst kind of owner, the kind who lets their dog run wild then gets on her high horse when a nervous on lead dog growls at or nips her dog.
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