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Jack Monroe #326 You absolutely reek of bitterness, fantasy and too much time on your hands
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I guess this is what passes as 'humour' in Jackworld?
Maybe he fired his cannon at the Queen?
She's retweeted herself twice in the space of half an hour or so.
Oh to be a fly on the wall during the break up. There must have been a lot of back and forth as to why he was leaving (especially as she’s cited two reasons, true or not). She doesn’t do accountability or self reflection well, even her therapy sessions are just discussions on furthering her glittering stardom.
Imagine if he had read here? And asked her to explain the animals, the Patreon, the compulsive lying. She’s used to being able to scream that any detractor is a troll and have an army whipped up in seconds, it must have been mortifying to go through that in person
Imagine if he had read here? And asked her to explain the animals, the Patreon, the compulsive lying. She’s used to being able to scream that any detractor is a troll and have an army whipped up in seconds, it must have been mortifying to go through that in person
I need to stop sneakily tattling during work meetings because it was so hard not to cackle at this
I'm surprised by how grubby her feet are considering they're usually in her mouth.What is it with Jack and feet?
He'sPeople are just not that intoyouyour feet
If I hear one more toxic positivity quote I am going to eat some moss.
She did go to a wedding in Spain that summer. A friend of mine was there, and sat next to her. He said she was nice enough, but made a great dramatic show of turning the wine glasses at her place setting upside down and declaring to anyone in her vicinity that she DOESN’T DRINK.Any excuse to scroll back through her Instagram…
There is one. I think taken at a wedding somewhere abroad. Louisa has a similar picture but Jack isn’t in it. Summer 2019. It has gone now so must have LEFT in the last deleting spree.
Anyway, she is wearing a floaty thing, looks truly happy and relaxed.
Each time I go back I forget what horrors lie in those little boxes.
And how ill she looked in mid 2020
ETA: the wedding was of Louisa’s friends.
You can come join JC-pup, moss is her favourite snack
There’s no way to say this without sounding like a piece of tit so sorry
but TikTok is maaahsive for fashion & beauty atm and content tends to be v aspirational/aesthetic. I can’t imagine they’ll want to feature her CGI recreation of a primitive man looking face on it, but stranger things have happened. She tends to just do cheap bottom barrel advertorials with low traffic publishers with her brand partners now rather than any creative content.
Oh it would be amazing. Her sad, little face! Honestly if you're not laughing at this, you have a heart of stone.Oh to be a fly on the wall during the break up. There must have been a lot of back and forth as to why he was leaving (especially as she’s cited two reasons, true or not). She doesn’t do accountability or self reflection well, even her therapy sessions are just discussions on furthering her glittering stardom.
Imagine if he had read here? And asked her to explain the animals, the Patreon, the compulsive lying. She’s used to being able to scream that any detractor is a troll and have an army whipped up in seconds, it must have been mortifying to go through that in person
Please may we be the Far Canal sometimes?!
I work with someone like Jack (tho her heart is in the right place) and after two months of 9+hr shifts listening to her talk non stop about herself I actually had to go home one weekend and get my emergency diazepam then hide in my manager's office. If she wasn't a kind person I'd have quit by now but we have a decent thing going re: buying each other lunch etc and she's yet to bring a Pumble in so..
My theory on this is that Harold (I miss you OH) is that he finally found her Twitter and it either made him question his own sanity because half of the tit on it never happened, or he realised she's a terrible delusional person and did a runner. I also think he wasn't on the break to the Netherlands (hehehe) or wherever she went, you don't just immediately decide to chuck someone unless the holiday had been booked well in advance and he thought 'duck it I'll go'.Imagine all the pointless chaoses OH had to endure (if he’s real - I’m assuming he is for the sake of argument). The Jubilee party gun thing and Jack being told off by her dad; the police visit; the constant tweeting; the “bad arthritis” on the train; the buying mountains of crap in Dutch junk shops; the tree; the messy cluttered house; the libel thing; the “accidental” nuzzling of his brother; the COOKING; it just goes on and on. If you thought you were seeing a grown adult with some accomplishments under their belt, then were faced with all this childishness, and especially if you came to the realisation that all those “accomplishments” were in fact hot air … well then I’m surprised it lasted as long as it did.
Also, I don’t like the way she describes AA meetings as if they are her own personal support group, there just to validate and lift her up. I would think the whole point is that there will be others in the group who struggle and need just as much, if not more, support. I hope they get their chance to be heard too.
Also fully agree she treats AA like some kind of social jolly. If I had engaged in a recovery group when I was hooked on stuff and someone like her was there I think I'd dread going. She's all 'ooooh I'm a secretary and the rest of the time I sit with the plebs and bang on about myself' while there are people there who will genuinely rely on the group to keep them going and see that they aren't alone in what they're going through but instead they get that gob on a stick posing on artillery with dubious beers and muttering about a malicious canal of ninnies that are haunting her.
Like my brother's old indoor cricket team, The Far Cues.
Don't you mean lil face?
Nervous sad lil face?
Someone clearly told her partner to read her twitter and they went fuckety
Is anybody else super excited to see what aneurysm Jack is going to announce today?
Is it Big Dave getting his MBE?
Big Dave's already completed that (mate).
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